Contest: youarematt!

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by emptym

I never noticed this before, but your breast pockets are higher than his.
Is there a reason other than personal preference?

My way shows more nipple when I'm excited.

Like right now.

- B

 

[Go Surface]

It's like a dopplegangbang.

 

[gnatty8]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Is this the "world's ugliest sportjacket" contest?

If it is, we have a winner(s)..

 

[voxsartoria]

Where's foofurieux?

- B

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by gnatty8

If it is, we have a winner(s)..

I might have to buy you two weeks in Palm Beach to sear your retina.

- B

 

[Gus]

It's threads like this that really make SF a lot of fun.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Am I allowed to mock people for their failures?

 

[greekonomist]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Am I allowed to mock people for their failures?

Why else would you be the judge?

 

[polar-lemon]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Am I allowed to mock people for their failures?

Yes. In fact, it is encouraged. If you wish, you may appoint someone as your official snarker to maintain an appearance of objectivity.

 

[whnay.]

Originally Posted by polar-lemon

Yes. In fact, it is encouraged. If you wish, you may appoint someone as your official snarker to maintain an appearance of objectivity.

Me

 

[Baron]

Vox's ultra erect, "Big Lord Fauntleroy" posture and the maximalist style of his snark disqualify him from consideration. Doc's picture is hurt badly by the pocket origami.

I hate to call my shot but I think I might have this one in the bag.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by greekonomist

Why else would you be the judge?
Perfect. The contest just got much less creepy.

 

[gdl203]

 

[DocHolliday]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Perfect. The contest just got much less creepy.

It's my special origami floral pocket display, perfect for spring.

Had I been participating in the contest when I put that combo together, I'd have gone with a darker square that was more clashy, in a subdued fold. Please make the substitution in your imagination.

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by Baron

Vox's ultra erect, "Big Lord Fauntleroy" posture and the maximalist style of his snark disqualify him from consideration. Doc's picture is hurt badly by the pocket origami. I hate to call my shot but I think I might have this one in the bag.
Since you're the perfect Californian, you already win the screw mattypoo award. - B