Cocktails - An Adventure in Modern Gender Roles

[BDC2823]

Originally Posted by MrG

This threak makes me want a drink, preferably one whose name is not a point of contention and whose color is brown. I would also like to avoid any beverage that tastes like candy.

Bourbon + H2O = Great Success

If there's no bourbon, I'm also open to Irish and/or Tennessee Whiskey.

On second thought, perhaps I would like to jazz it up a little. After all, it's a billion degrees here. Let's go ahead and add a bit of ice. No need to inspect the ice, either, please just place a bit of it in the glass before you pour.

What's this H20 that you speak of?

 

[MrG]

Originally Posted by BDC2823

What's this H20 that you speak of?

It's the stuff they use to make ice. It makes a nice mixer when used in moderation.

 

[BDC2823]

Originally Posted by MrG

It's the stuff they use to make ice. It makes a nice mixer when used in moderation.

Ahhh got it. The key word being moderation as well.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by tomgirl

Would it even bother you if I actually did have a peen? Kyle doesn't seem to mind.

**** you Carl! That was our secret!

 

[tomgirl]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

**** you Carl! That was our secret!

Haha, Carl is the worst I'm-actually-a-man name ever.

 

[MrG]

Originally Posted by BDC2823

Ahhh got it. The key word being moderation as well.

Fo' Sho'.

 

[BDC2823]

Originally Posted by tomgirl

Haha, Carl is the worst I'm-actually-a-man name ever.

You have no idea how much I laughed at this and how happy I was to read it. Not that it's the name of my boss, errr former boss, or anything.

 

[holymadness]

There are no winners in this game. To be masculine drinker, you have to be a self-abnegating masochist. To be feminist, you have to childishly seek out sugary and colourful candy confections.

 

[enjoiii]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

I wish, but the beer snobs (beeries?) have ruined beer-drinking as well. I don't care if you can taste a hoppy undertone of squirrel testicles in your pale ale. Just drink your goddamn beer.

What is the world coming to...I yearn for the days when finer sensibilities were for women only.

+1

I burst out laughing when I read that.

 

[JohnGalt]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

What is the world coming to...I yearn for the days when finer sensibilities were for women only.

I presume you realize that sensibilities displayed on SF are far from the norm for the vast majority of people.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by JohnGalt

I presume you realize that sensibilities displayed on SF are far from the norm for the vast majority of people.

I am a woman when it comes to dressing. Last weekend I was 20 minutes late for dinner because I couldn't decide which shirt to wear.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Let's not ******* kid ourselves, ok? It's drinking, not rocket science.

Lulz. And it all appeared yesterday, with no history and/or context. While I'm not as deep into it as some here, it's still more than just getting pissed to me.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Lulz. And it all appeared yesterday, with no history and/or context. While I'm not as deep into it as some here, it's still more than just getting pissed to me.

I admit I am an effeminate brute.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

I admit I am an effeminate brute.

Admit nothing!

 

[M. Bardamu]

Is orgeat for wusses? 'Cause I just made some and it tastes sweeeeeeeeeeet!!