I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

BubblyMasquerade · Dec 1, 2010

Originally Posted by mulansauce

This doesn't really count as a breakup, but I'm slightly drunk (a common theme here) and feel like soliciting internet strangers for advice.

For several years, I have been interested in this girl. This girl has been my best friend--since high school. Recently I learned that this girl has been ******* one of our mutual male friends--since high school. They kept their occasional ******* a secret from me (and everyone else) in part because my quasi-secret interest in her was never really a secret to either of them.

Since she has apparently known about my feelings for years and simply doesn't reciprocate, I feel it would be best for me to just cut her out of my life and try to forget about her, even though she hasn't done anything wrong. Or should I try to remain her friend and simply adjust to the reality of never being with her, even though it makes me kind of miserable at the moment?

ITS CUZ UR UGLY.

bare bodkin · Dec 1, 2010

Originally Posted by mulansauce

This doesn't really count as a breakup, but I'm slightly drunk (a common theme here) and feel like soliciting internet strangers for advice.

For several years, I have been interested in this girl. This girl has been my best friend--since high school. Recently I learned that this girl has been ******* one of our mutual male friends--since high school. They kept their occasional ******* a secret from me (and everyone else) in part because my quasi-secret interest in her was never really a secret to either of them.

Since she has apparently known about my feelings for years and simply doesn't reciprocate, I feel it would be best for me to just cut her out of my life and try to forget about her, even though she hasn't done anything wrong. Or should I try to remain her friend and simply adjust to the reality of never being with her, even though it makes me kind of miserable at the moment?

Your best course of action is to pretend like her ************ friend doesn't bother you one bit. Just go on like nothing's happened and treat her like you would a casual acquaintance. It is possible that she will be so confused and intrigued by your behavior that she will want to investigate further. Go bang other hoes. When she sees you with girls, she'll wonder what she's missing.

Eventually, when your game is good, you won't have to pretend anymore.

EMY · Dec 3, 2010

LOL. All of our "couple" pictures were taken off fb since she got the new bf. what is this, high school?

Matt · Dec 3, 2010

cut her off. Staying friends will just lead to you pining over her and not meeting anyone else because of it. Cut her off.

fuji · Dec 3, 2010

Crazy ex girlfriend is now on prozac and constantly doped up and she is now very pleasant instead of suicidal and crazy. Does prozac make you horny as **** because all she does is tell me how much she wants to ****, which is quite nice.

RedLantern · Dec 3, 2010

^ Usually the opposite. However, crazy exes are often DTF.

Nil · Dec 3, 2010

Crazy exes also like to cut ********** off. Find another chick to bone, it shouldn't be hard.

Rambo · Dec 3, 2010

Originally Posted by Nil

Crazy exes also like to cut ********** off. Find another chick to bone, it shouldn't be hard.
If he's trying to boan them then yes, it should be. Otherwise, his ex girlfriend won't be the only one that needs a prescription.

Nil · Dec 3, 2010

I don't understand what you're saying. It should be hard for him to find another girl to bang? He's young, is in good shape, dresses well and hangs around a crowd that does drugs. Nothing should be easier.

Rambo · Dec 3, 2010

Originally Posted by Nil

I don't understand what you're saying. It should be hard for him to find another girl to bang? He's young, is in good shape, dresses well and hangs around a crowd that does drugs. Nothing should be easier.
It was a joke. A play on words off of this:

Originally Posted by Nil

Crazy exes also like to cut ********** off. Find another chick to bone, it shouldn't be hard.

Originally Posted by Rambo

If he's trying to boan them then yes, it should be. Otherwise, his ex girlfriend won't be the only one that needs a prescription.
prescription = cialis

Nil · Dec 3, 2010

I'm not clever enough for the Rambo.

fuji · Dec 4, 2010

Originally Posted by Nil

I don't understand what you're saying. It should be hard for him to find another girl to bang? He's young, is in good shape, dresses well and hangs around a crowd that does drugs. Nothing should be easier.

I ******** her as well as other girls. Its not like we're together or anything, but whilst the options there I might as well take it. she's really good looking and wants ******* and currently is in a normal mental state so I can't really think of a reason not to shag her.

ConcernedParent · Dec 4, 2010

Originally Posted by fuji

I ******** her as well as other girls. Its not like we're together or anything, but whilst the options there I might as well take it. she's really good looking and wants ******* and currently is in a normal mental state so I can't really think of a reason not to shag her.
Murder? Castration? Her saving your ***** to impregnate herself to screw you over?

hendrix · Dec 4, 2010

Originally Posted by fuji

I ******** her as well as other girls. Its not like we're together or anything, but whilst the options there I might as well take it. she's really good looking and wants ******* and currently is in a normal mental state so I can't really think of a reason not to shag her.

didn't you just say she's on prozac?

APK · Dec 4, 2010

Fuji comes off like a pretty good guy in any thread on StyleForum other than this one. Looking at this thread with tunnel vision, he seems like a guy destined for a shanking and not completely undeserving of it.

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