Jessica Simpson is HUGE

EL72 · Jan 27, 2009

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Do pregnant women normally get thicker in the thighs and face before their stomach grows?

I ask sincerely. Never been around pregnant women, but it seems like her stomach isn't big, just her legs and face and arms.

Yes, it's certainly possible. Her belly would start showing pretty soon though. The most telltale sign is the boobs though. If you notice the puppies grow a cup size or two overnight, 99% she's got one in the oven.

ryoneo · Jan 27, 2009

Originally Posted by limping_decorum

jesus ******* christ........

My God......

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Tiger would totally hit that, mom jeans and all.
+1, I would too.

Pundit · Jan 27, 2009

Right now she is having a Grand Slam breakfast somewhere ...

BrettChaotix · Jan 27, 2009

What are those stains on her shirt? Maybe she was having a little fun in the back before the show?

I just can't look at her the same way ever since it came out that she loves anal (John Meyer and Bam Margera both mentioned in on Howard Stern)

Ambulance Chaser · Jan 27, 2009

Tony Romo is half-Mexican. He likes the thickness. See Latin Women Appreciation Thread.

life_interrupts · Jan 27, 2009

She's bigger than she was, but probably the smaller than the average woman her age. That's what being out of the limelight and getting mashed off daily will do for you.

Douglas · Jan 27, 2009

I would hit that, especially **********, over and over and over. She's perfect for those cold winter nights.

Haqq · Jan 27, 2009

More cushion for the pushin' ... Was it said yet?

Get Smart · Jan 27, 2009

Nick Lache is really glad he hit that when she was 18ish and 105 lbs

edmorel · Jan 27, 2009

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

Tony Romo is half-Mexican. He likes the thickness. See Latin Women Appreciation Thread.

Was he born in Nicaragua?

I'd still hit it. Would love to be really reaming her, I mean full force, throw your back out reaming, and seeing her huge cans and love handles bouncing and jiggling all over the place.

Thomas · Jan 27, 2009

Originally Posted by Douglas

I would hit that, especially **********, over and over and over. She's perfect for those cold winter nights.

Originally Posted by edmorel

(...)

I'd still hit it. Would love to be really reaming her, I mean full force, throw your back out reaming, and seeing her huge cans and love handles bouncing and jiggling all over the place.

+1 and +1

jpeirpont · Jan 27, 2009

I +1 both the one who said she looks like Fergie(who is ass ugly) and Matador who say she and Brittany are both ugly. Bu I'd still smash just so I could warm my kawk between her breast and use her nostrils as receptacles.

suited · Jan 27, 2009

It's not her weight that's the problem, it's the transition, it's pathetic. She's young and has enough money to have a trainer come to her house on a daily basis and have meals prepared for her, and she still can't stay in shape?

Douglas · Jan 27, 2009

Originally Posted by suited

It's not her weight that's the problem, it's the transition, it's pathetic. She's young and has enough money to have a trainer come to her house on a daily basis and have meals prepared for her, and she still can't stay in shape?

I'm not so sure. Daily training and food prep are crazy expensive, and her career is not exactly booming at the moment. There's a reason she throws herself at the tabloids. And given that that's basically her big breadwinner at the moment, and even that might dry up if Tony Romo dumps her, she's better served plowing cash into savings than by blowing it all now.

BrettChaotix · Jan 27, 2009

Originally Posted by Douglas

I'm not so sure. Daily training and food prep are crazy expensive, and her career is not exactly booming at the moment. There's a reason she throws herself at the tabloids. And given that that's basically her big breadwinner at the moment, and even that might dry up if Tony Romo dumps her, she's better served plowing cash into savings than by blowing it all now.

Well, yeah - this is true but I don't think that is the reason. She probably pulled a Brittany and went back to her old trashy habits of eating fast food and junk.

Also, is it just me or does it looks like she has a TON of makeup caked to her face?

Jessica Simpson is HUGE

Distinguished Member

Distinguished Member

Senior Member

Distinguished Member

Stylish Dinosaur

Distinguished Member

Stupid ass member

Active Member

Don't Crink

Quality Seller!!

Stylish Dinosaur

Distinguished Member

Distinguished Member

Stupid ass member

Distinguished Member

FEATURED PRODUCTS

Similar threads

Featured Sponsor

Definitely full canvas only

Half canvas is fine

Really don't care

Depends on fabric

Depends on price

Forum Sponsors

Forum statistics

FOLLOW STYLEFORUM ON: