Brad
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Tony's boss was having a mood party on Firday night and told Tony to bring along his brother Bobby.
Tony: What's a mood party boss?
Boss: You know, you dress up like a mood. If your sad paint your face blue.
Tony: I get it.
Tony goes home and explains the party to Bobby and asks him if he wants to go.
Bobby: Sure, but what the hell kind of moods are we going to go as?
Tony: Let me think. We got any of the custard left in the fridge?
Bobby. Yeah, why?
Tony: We got any pears left in the fridge?
Booby: Yeah, why?
Tony: Tell you what. You cut a hole in the middle of that pear and stick your dong in it. I'm gonna get the custard, stick my jimmy in it and we'll to this party as some moods.
They go to Boss's house that night for the party. They ring the door bell.
Boss: Jesus Christ, Tony. I told you this was a mood party, not a nude party. What the ****?
Tony:Boss, we are moods - Bobby's deep in dis pear and I'm fuckin dis custard.
Tony: What's a mood party boss?
Boss: You know, you dress up like a mood. If your sad paint your face blue.
Tony: I get it.
Tony goes home and explains the party to Bobby and asks him if he wants to go.
Bobby: Sure, but what the hell kind of moods are we going to go as?
Tony: Let me think. We got any of the custard left in the fridge?
Bobby. Yeah, why?
Tony: We got any pears left in the fridge?
Booby: Yeah, why?
Tony: Tell you what. You cut a hole in the middle of that pear and stick your dong in it. I'm gonna get the custard, stick my jimmy in it and we'll to this party as some moods.
They go to Boss's house that night for the party. They ring the door bell.
Boss: Jesus Christ, Tony. I told you this was a mood party, not a nude party. What the ****?
Tony:Boss, we are moods - Bobby's deep in dis pear and I'm fuckin dis custard.