Underwear for a subtle anatomy

Discussion in 'Streetwear and Denim' started by Reggs, Jul 28, 2010.

  1. Reggs

    Reggs Senior member

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    I wouldn't consider the jeans I wear particularly tight, but sometimes, especially when I sit down, my unmentionables become obvious. I get self conscious about it and tug downwards on the jeans a bit before a sit so that the sag might hide the obvious, but I'm even becoming self conscious about that.

    I need something that will keep me snug and restricted. I have tried bikini briefs, and while they do give the restriction I need, they are also so low cut that I feel the uncomfortable denim waistband against my skin all day. I've even tried sizing down Hanes boxer briefs, but I still have the same problems.

    What boxer briefs allow a man to be both subtle and comfortable at the same time when wearing slim cut jeans?
     


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    sharks9022 Senior member

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    Man Bikinis [​IMG]

    If it bothers you that much just try not wearing any.
     


  3. KitAkira

    KitAkira Wait! Wait! I gots an opinion!

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    God damnit [​IMG]
     


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    ZhiMingBuFanDe Senior member

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    I wear bikini briefs. It gets pretty uncomfortabe, but I feel it's worth it.
     


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    how some people manage to breathe is a mystery to me
     


  6. robbie

    robbie Pleading Poverty

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    'subtle anatomy'- does this mean tiny penis?
     


  7. Reggs

    Reggs Senior member

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    'subtle anatomy'- does this mean tiny penis?

    The opposite. I'm a shower but not a grower. Hence this thread.
     


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    socialdtk Senior member

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    "I'm Larry David and I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties"
     


  9. johnH123

    johnH123 Senior member

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    Best thread title ever. It makes you sound like you have a 'minimalist' package.

    All jokes aside, I say flaunt what the good lord gave you. I can't imagine how much it becomes 'obvious' wearing jeans (denim is a relatively heavy fabric, if you were wearing lighter weight pants and you had this problem I'd understand more) unless it hangs down to your ankles, but maybe you should consider wearing looser jeans if it's such a problem.
     


  10. brad-t

    brad-t Bae Blade

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    Scooba Senior member

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    I have this problem, but more when standing up, if I wear softer denim like 7 for all Mankinds. I even switched from boxers to boxerbriefs because of it. Ultimately, it forced me to up my denim game and get more rigid, higher quality jeans. Also, there is nothing wrong with people noticing your big bulge.
     


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    mickey711 Senior member

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    And here I thought I'd be able to make fun of the OP for having a tiny penis [​IMG] I think you're just imaging things. Take some pictures so we can see if it's actually conspicuous. no homo.
     


  13. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ...Take some pictures so we can see if it's actually conspicuous.

    no homo.


    Yeah.
    Sure.
     


  14. brohymn

    brohymn Senior member

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    I have the same problem. Sag your pants as much as possible within reason and pull up your boxer briefs up as much as possible within reason. Try to keep your junk within the 'pouch' of the underwear. Its when your wang escapes from the pouch and goes down your thigh is when you have problems, at least for me
     


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    ctrlaltelite Senior member

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    one of the caveats of wearing tighter pants is having decide "which side you dress on." tailors have asked male customers this for yeeaaaars. just roll with it dude, if people are staring at your dick, that's their problem, not yours.
     


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