Things you just don't get

[Texasmade]

I don't get tipsy at my office.....and notice the building swaying!

Yeah my bad... you get white boy wasted at the office!

 

[HRoi]

Papa believes his sales fell off because woke people stop buying his ****** ass-pizza. Really it's because his pizza is hot schiesse and he is an alcoholic (allegedly) POS.

You’re right, but I still wonder why sales fell off. It’s not like the “pizza” wasn’t merde before…

 

[Texasmade]

You’re right, but I still wonder why sales fell off. It’s not like the “pizza” wasn’t merde before…

Having your founder and main spokesperson being a racist snowflake asshole certainly didn't help sales.

 

[HRoi]

You guys ever wonder why when someone falls asleep on a couch, another person always puts a blanket over them? What’s that all about?

 

[PhilKenSebben]

You guys ever wonder why when someone falls asleep on a couch, another person always puts a blanket over them? What’s that all about?

I understand noone has ever loved you or been o timate with you in any way, but it is a gesture of love and comfort.

 

[Omega Male]

You guys ever wonder why when someone falls asleep on a couch, another person always puts a blanket over them? What’s that all about?

In my day, if you fell asleep on the couch the best you could expect was someone to draw a dick on your face with a Sharpie.

 

[Numbernine]

You guys wver get in a tall building and cant shake the fear it is going to collapse

Try spending three weeks welding pipe connections under a tank that holds 30,000 gallons of hydrofluoric acid in a plant built on the San Andreas fault line

 

[HRoi]

I understand noone has ever loved you or been o timate with you in any way, but it is a gesture of love and comfort.

But…it’s not like people’s climate controlled homes are all assumed to be cold

In my day, if you fell asleep on the couch the best you could expect was someone to draw a dick on your face with a Sharpie.

Now this is a “thing I totally get”

 

[PhilKenSebben]

In my day, if you fell asleep on the couch the best you could expect was someone to draw a dick on your face with a Sharpie.

Ok boomer

 

[jcman311]

No, but sometimes I could tell when my old apartment building was swaying in the wind because my dining room pendant lamp would start to show a mild swing.

"dining room" "pendant lamp"

C'mon, who ya foolin? The tower was swinging because of your fungeon!

 

[Michigan Planner]

In my day, if you fell asleep on the couch the best you could expect was someone to draw a dick on your face with a Sharpie.

I'm glad my wife's family isn't like that because I'm now the uncle who promptly falls asleep on the couch 20 minutes after every holiday dinner.

 

[Michigan Planner]

I don’t get why my wife wore that purple dress today if she didn’t want to be compared to Grimace.

 

[SixOhNine]

I don’t get why my wife wore that purple dress today if she didn’t want to be compared to Grimace.

I'm not seeing a problem here.

 

[beargonefishing]

I don’t get why my wife wore that purple dress today if she didn’t want to be compared to Grimace.

Go on.

 

[Michigan Planner]

Go on.

…to the couch for the night?