Things you just don't get

[ter1413]

There is a hole in the box and your name is on one side. It's sexual innuendo.

 

[edinatlanta]

It's a pun, Ed. He got it for you because you whine a lot.

Hrm. OK. So it was a conceptual gift. I give him props for high-level thinking.

 

[edinatlanta]

Yall ever realize that sleeping newborns legit look like aliens?

 

[beargonefishing]

I bet @beargonefishing is already planning his time off around the release date.

Avatar 2 Producer Teases Dynamic Between Jake, Neytiri, And Their Human Son

F is for Family.

www.cinemablend.com

 

[ter1413]

Lawmaker apologizes after ejection at HS basketball game

On Tuesday, Rep. Jeremy Faison, 45, the House Republican Caucus Chairman in Tennessee since 2019, posted on Twitter that he 'acted the fool tonight and lost my temper on a ref.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

-'I was wanting him to fight me. Totally lost my junk and got booted from the gym,' Faison wrote. 'I've never really lost my temper but I did tonight and it was completely stupid of me.

 

[mhip]

Lawmaker apologizes after ejection at HS basketball game

On Tuesday, Rep. Jeremy Faison, 45, the House Republican Caucus Chairman in Tennessee since 2019, posted on Twitter that he 'acted the fool tonight and lost my temper on a ref.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

-'I was wanting him to fight me. Totally lost my junk and got booted from the gym,' Faison wrote. 'I've never really lost my temper but I did tonight and it was completely stupid of me.

"For years I thought how wrong it is
when a parent looses their temper at a
sporting event. It's not Christian."

It's totally, totally christian behavior.

 

[Texasmade]

"For years I thought how wrong it is
when a parent looses their temper at a
sporting event. It's not Christian."

It's totally, totally christian behavior.

White Republican Jesus agrees.

 

[HRoi]

Did you guys know that Bon Jovi has a song titled Shot Through the Heart but it’s not the one that goes “shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, you give love a bad name.”

wtf Jon!!

JBJ is already a source of contention in my household because my wife thinks the latter song goes “you give love a band aid”.

This revelation doesn’t help at all.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Did you guys know that Bon Jovi has a song titled Shot Through the Heart but it’s not the one that goes “shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, you give love a bad name.”

wtf Jon!!

JBJ is already a source of contention in my household because my wife thinks the latter song goes “you give love a band aid”.

This revelation doesn’t help at all.

How high are you right now

 

[edinatlanta]

How high are you right now

As high as the square root of this apartment

 

[double00]

How high are you right now

i'd say he's halfway there

 

[beargonefishing]

Shìt

 

[Journeyman]

Shìt

Holy cow - I wonder if anyone died? It looked like that slab of rock came down virtually on top of a couple of the boats.

 

[ter1413]

Holy cow - I wonder if anyone died? It looked like that slab of rock came down virtually on top of a couple of the boats.

Seven dead, 3 missing after rock collapse at Brazilian waterfall

At least seven people died and nine were seriously injured when a wall of rock collapsed on top of motor boats below a waterfall in southeastern Brazil on Saturday, the fire department said.

nypost.com

 

[HORNS]

What upsets me is that everyone is retreating instead of offering assistance.