Things you just don't get

[HRoi]

Is that Stoya the Appreciation star? Suddenly I’m interested in an advice column...

 

[double00]

yep. and you can stumble into some real hilarity in the comments section, there's a whole cast of characters i think...

 

[Van Veen]

Its not me, so it must be you.

"I’m an attractive and intelligent woman in my mid-30s."

Life isn't fair.

 

[Piobaire]

Yup. Funny how everyone reading her article knows why she no longer gets hit on by male super models but she doesn't.

 

[Luigi_M]

Well, if she just wants to be banged like a whore, I know an intelligent and attractive guy in his late 50's who might be interested ...

 

[Texasmade]

Well, if she just wants to be banged like a whore, I know an intelligent and attractive guy in his late 50's who might be interested ...

I'm in my 30's not 50's.

 

[Luigi_M]

I'm in my 30's not 50's.

So, wait for your turn.

 

[HRoi]

I'm in my 30's not 50's.

I don’t think you’re @Luigi_M ’s type tho

 

[Bhowie]

Well, if she just wants to be banged like a whore, I know an intelligent and attractive guy in his late 50's who might be interested ...

I say a lot of crass **** on here, but you’ve def beat me.

 

[ter1413]

Toddler found living in filthy dog cage with snakes crawling by, hundreds of mice running around: cops

An animal-cruelty investigation turned into a heartbreaking discovery Thursday and the rescue of a toddler who was living in horrific conditions. The 18-month-old boy was found inside a tiny dog ca…

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[RedLantern]

It’s interesting to me how becoming a parent has really changed my reaction to these types of stories. I get such a visceral reaction, like a little bit of nausea and I can feel my pulse elevate. It must be some kind of biological response to imagining your own child being harmed

 

[Luigi_M]

@Bhowie , well; that's what she says: "... they aren’t what I want in a dating partner. My take is that they think my academic interests and penchant for elevated conversation will make me fall for them despite an obvious attractiveness gap. If I was looking for a marriage partner or someone to start a family with, that might be true. But I’m not! I want hot sex with semi-committed medium-term partners."

 

[jcman311]

Welcome aboard? Is this a @Numbernine sock?

 

[ter1413]

Louisiana man busted for swimming in Bass Pro Shops aquarium

Get trout of here! A Louisiana man was busted after going for a swim through a gigantic fish tank at an outdoor recreation store, authorities said. Kevin Wise, 26, was charged with simple criminal …

nypost.com

 

[ter1413]

1. Gets good grades in high school.
2. Accepted to Harvard.
3. Graduates in May with a degree in government & psychology.
4. Gets dream job at Deloitte.
5. Goes on Tik-Tok/social media and posts that you will stab anyone who says All Lives Matter(joking or not.) The key is SOCIAL medial.
6. Deloitte finds out and fires you.
7. Blame Trump!

I thought Harvard only accepted bright students?

Harvard grad Claira Janover says she’s lost Deloitte job over TikTok ‘stab threat’

Claira Janover went viral after posting a video to the platform railing against people with “the nerve … to say ‘All Lives Matter.'”

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