Things you just don't get

[Michigan Planner]

Not sure what year this movie came out, but it's been "punkbitch" for me ever since...

Role Models is an underrated classic.

Haven't seen Role Models since it was in the theatres but I recall really enjoying it. May need to re-watch it soon.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Yeah. Nah. An alternative hypothesis is required.

I didn't realize you were from the Midwest...!

 

[venividivicibj]

Why do we have to always watch ****** NFL teams on Thanksgiving?

 

[beargonefishing]

Why do we have to always watch ****** NFL teams on Thanksgiving?

Pro tip, take some mescaline and you won't give AF who is playing.

 

[SixOhNine]

Why do we have to always watch ****** NFL teams on Thanksgiving?

The NFL knows you're just avoiding your family, and you'll watch anything, so why waste good games?

 

[HRoi]

That took some doing, too, since both the lions and the cowboys are good this year

 

[beargonefishing]

Why Kenny Rogers was so dumb to think that gambler's advice was an "Ace" he could keep. The advice was so obvious. Almost as obvious as @Omega Male double fisting glasses of Courvoisier at a charity auction for, in his words, "disabled little shites."

 

[HRoi]

I heard Courvoisier wasn’t the only thing he double fisted that night…

 

[Omega Male]

 

[mhip]

It's blurry, but I'm still confident going BBQ Plate...

 

[brokencycle]

Fun fact: upgrading to a milkshake means you can get up to 2600 calories for $8.39

 

[SixOhNine]

Big double burger, no onions, add bacon, cheese, and jalapeños. For the sides, cajun fries and hushpuppies. Large Cheerwine, and a regular peanut butter banana milkshake. I'll come back for the milkshake later.

Don't test me on Cook Out.

 

[brokencycle]

I don't get how Google makes so much money on advertising when they constantly promote promotional emails to me for something that I bought days ago. Google, you know I bought it already.

 

[Omega Male]

Big double burger, no onions, add bacon, cheese, and jalapeños. For the sides, cajun fries and hushpuppies. Large Cheerwine, and a regular peanut butter banana milkshake. I'll come back for the milkshake later.

Don't test me on Cook Out.

There are a couple in Atlanta. I might put that order in and see if I survive.

 

[Michigan Planner]

Fun fact: upgrading to a milkshake means you can get up to 2600 calories for $8.39

Upgrade? I thought milkshakes were standard at Cook Out?

The food isn’t terrible, especially for fast, cheap BBQ, but the real draw is all the milkshake choices. It’s hard to consider going there and not getting one.

I think I read recently that they’re expanding into Ohio so hopefully it’s only a matter of time until they make it here to Michigan too.