Things you just don't get

[SixOhNine]

Everybody deserves a chance to show their asterisk once in a while.

 

[otc]

This ad.

I can't tell which is meant to be the "before" vs the "after"

 

[MrG]

It’s the one with the elegancy. Duh.

 

[Omega Male]

I see those slats anywhere, I think dentist's office.

 

[beargonefishing]

Damn that ***** so elegant I can't even elegance anymore this month.

 

[ter1413]

French ‘black alien’ reportedly gets fingers sliced off to create claw

A 33-year-old Frenchman who has transformed his body in a bid to become a “black alien” has now reportedly gotten two fingers chopped off his left hand to form a freakish claw.

nypost.com

 

[Omega Male]

Black alien face is OK now?

 

[HRoi]

Who even installs vertical blinds anymore? Isn’t their incessant clattering against each other enough reason to outlaw them??

 

[SixOhNine]

Black alien face is OK now?

French. ?‍♂️

 

[double00]

cows milk goat milk but you never hear about pig milk

 

[PhilKenSebben]

cows milk goat milk but you never hear about pig milk

**** man....

 

[Omega Male]

@double00 be the change you want to see in the world.

Pig milk cheese is impossible to find for a variety of reasons. The most important reason is also the reason we don’t drink pig milk: Pigs are really, really difficult to milk. Sows can be extremely aggressive, especially when they’re lactating; they can only produce a small amount of milk at one time; and because no sow-milking machine has been invented, they must be milked by hand, which can be incredibly dangerous.

 

[double00]

Master of Flushes: Toilet in the likeness of Metallica's Lars Ulrich is creepy as hell

The creator last made headlines by purportedly crafting a functional guitar out of his dead uncle's skeleton.

consequence.net

who wants to take a crap matterhorn-style

 

[Journeyman]

cows milk goat milk but you never hear about pig milk

There's a guy at my local farmers' market who sells camel milk.

I've never tried it, but I've heard that it's nice. Mind you, he also sells "bath milk" - that's unpasteurised cow's milk that you can't legally sell for human consumption so instead he labels it as being used for milk baths, but then of course (wink, wink) can't help it if you decide to drink it when you get home. Apparently, some alternative health/therapy people think that pasteurising destroys milk and he sells a considerable amount of bath milk every weekend.

who wants to take a crap matterhorn-style

That's utterly horrifying - and it looks really uncomfortable, too.

 

[beargonefishing]

There's a guy at my local farmers' market who sells camel milk.

I've never tried it, but I've heard that it's nice. Mind you, he also sells "bath milk" - that's unpasteurised cow's milk that you can't legally sell for human consumption so instead he labels it as being used for milk baths, but then of course (wink, wink) can't help it if you decide to drink it when you get home. Apparently, some alternative health/therapy people think that pasteurising destroys milk and he sells a considerable amount of bath milk every weekend.



That's utterly horrifying - and it looks really uncomfortable, too.

Remindes me of this story.

West Virginia Lawmakers Deny Raw Milk Made Them Sick

They drank the milk in celebration of a new law

time.com

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