Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Omega Male]

Trick question! Humanities majors don’t have a million dollars

Untrue. I know lots who do. The common denominators are hot, female, married well.

 

[Van Veen]

This photoshop of Guy Ferry with regular hair

Spoiler: In case you don't know who Guy Ferry is...

 

[Van Veen]

These ******* college kids they send around trying to sell solar panels or whatever.

 

[double00]

even in Peter Millar guy fieri still looks like an absolute maniac. charlie manson on casual friday

 

[Piobaire]

These ******* college kids they send around trying to sell solar panels or whatever.

Gated communities in the exburbs lack these problems.

 

[Bhowie]

I used to worry I was gonna have ball problems from driving with cold beer cans between my legs. Boy that was a different world.

 

[imatlas]

Untrue. I know lots who do. The common denominators are hot, female, married well.

You forgot “took control of their trust fund at 25”.

 

[HRoi]

Betimes i get a little sneezy inside my office which is a normal condition of humanity. Invariably someone will stop me later to ask ‘I heard you sneezing in there, are you coming down with something?’

Jesus Christ, can’t a sneeze just be a sneeze and can’t you just leave me and my Ebola in peace??

 

[Van Veen]

Gated communities in the exburbs lack these problems.

Maybe I can buy a lot in the exurbs and put up a tiny plebe house.

 

[Piobaire]

Maybe I can buy a lot in the exurbs and put up a tiny plebe house.

You're going to have to buy in a wild cat development without any HOA or deed restrictions.

 

[HRoi]

That’s a new word for me ‘exurbs’

 

[beargonefishing]

I would love to find a 25-year old hot female that just took control of her trust fund.

 

[jcman311]

I would love to find a 25-year old hot female that just took control of her trust fund.

I have a sis-in-law that BOOTH doesn't want to meet....

 

[HRoi]

I could introduce you to someone who meets three of those four conditions (the condition not met is “female”)

 

[brokencycle]

I could introduce you to someone who meets three of those four conditions (the condition not met is “female”)

How big of a trust fund are we talking about?