Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[ericgereghty]

I'm ready to sacrifice everything behind the Orange Curtain.

I'm game for at least a 55% RIF. Willing to gamble on where I land with the coin toss lol

 

[beargonefishing]

Boomers came out of their mother's vaginas and thought they got laid.

 

[jack webb]

Called the plumber and they said sure thing, be there Thursday sometime after noon. Shortly before 3:00 PM on Thursday they said sorry, we're backed up (no pun intended) and cannot make it until Monday morning around 10:00 or 11:00 AM.

Here it is 2:15P Monday afternoon...

 

[DapperDan08]

Called the plumber and they said sure thing, be there Thursday sometime after noon. Shortly before 3:00 PM on Thursday they said sorry, we're backed up (no pun intended) and cannot make it until Monday morning around 10:00 or 11:00 AM.

Here it is 2:15P Monday afternoon...

Sorry to hear. Where are you pooping?

 

[jcman311]

Badmotorfinger has one of my favorite couplets from the 90s:

I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota

Liar. It was

Come on Barbie
Lets go party!

 

[double00]

the grass is always greeeeener

where the dogs arrree *shheEDddddding* oh yeah

 

[double00]

my back is a portal to hell .

 

[venividivicibj]

Mature enough to raise a child on her own, not mature enough to make the decision herself

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Wut

NJ Man Tried to Hire Hitman for ‘Fifteen Bucks’ to Kill 13-Year-Old Girl, Prosecutors Say

GettyA New Jersey man tried to hire a “cheap” hitman to kill a 13-year-old girl in Texas, federal prosecutors say.Armando Conceicao, 57, was indicted this week on charges of conspiracy to commit murder for hire and causing another to travel interstate or using interstate facilities with intent...

www.yahoo.com

 

[edinatlanta]

definitely one of those jobs where you get what you pay for methinks.

 

[Omega Male]

And we get Feinstein and the rest of the gerontocrats?

 

[cross22]

 

[HRoi]

Isn’t she super young/one of the youngest heads of state in history?

 

[PhilKenSebben]

And we get Feinstein and the rest of the gerontocrats?

Wood so many ******* times. Maybe doing molly should become a new thing for all heads of state

 

[HRoi]

This is a glimpse of our near future life under President AOC