Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Luigi_M]

Is the thread now about unfortunate drink names?

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[HRoi]

But I'm making juleps...
And Keisha Lance-Bottoms is my +1.

Do you want Keisha to Lance your Bottoms?

 

[Omega Male]

Do you want Keisha to Lance your Bottoms?

I had you pegged for one of those.

 

[edinatlanta]

I think it qas in march when i posted that i had fainted and cut my lip.

Well about 5 minutes ago stood up to pee and had a seizure. I was lucky to have had the wherewithal to put my hands on the wall because i probably would have hit my head on my vanity corner.

Pretty sure it's just dehydration. I hope it's just dehydration. It's really scary remembering how my brain shut down during the seizure and that it has happened multiple times in a few months.

The worst is that it ruined my gummy.

Ay diagnose me dr @verver

 

[HRoi]

Low T

 

[verver]

Ay diagnose me dr @verver

Yikes. Sounds like u had a syncopal (fainting) episode- which caused ur “seizure” like spell. Postural hypotension (when u stood up) could be due to dehydration or medications. Vasovagal reactions are also common. Other causes could be arrhythmia (cardiogenic) or endocrine (low blood sugar). Usually, I think, central nervous system (brain, etc) causes r rarest. Since you’ve had a few of these episodes, I would recommend getting it worked up. U may need to wear a holter monitor to rule out cardiac arrhythmia and as someone said earlier, getting Covid tested (as anything out of the ordinary these days could be a/the only manifestation of covid). Good luck, please take care!

 

[HRoi]

Also, low T

 

[edinatlanta]

Yikes.

Definitely what people want a doctor to say first.

 

[edinatlanta]

Also, low T

You're the expert.

 

[HRoi]

Definitely what people want a doctor to say first.

Definitely in the bottom 2 along with “I forgot something when I sewed you back up”

 

[edinatlanta]

Definitely in the bottom 2 along with “I forgot something when I sewed you back up”

 

[Piobaire]

Have you ruled out a tumour?

Also, true story, if you're as flatulent as I'm sure you are, bearing down on a fart can cause this. As said above, go get a halter so your farting behaviour can be analyzed for your cardiac health.

 

[verver]

Hi everybody!

 

[beargonefishing]

Hi everybody!

Where were you on 9/11?

 

[edinatlanta]

Hi everybody!

HIIIIII, DOCTOR NICK!!!!!