Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Texasmade]

Forehead vascularity is really coming on nicely though.

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I could never pull off a 5 o'clock beard like that but I actually kind of do have that forehead vein thing going on.

 

[Texasmade]

Apparently there must be another Lubbock somewhere in the US. No way they could be talking about Lubbock, TX.

Lubbock experiences commercial growth with unique ventures

Lubbock's commercial scene is experiencing notable transformations, marked by new businesses and developments.

www.under30ceo.com

 

[SixOhNine]

Apparently there must be another Lubbock somewhere in the US. No way they could be talking about Lubbock, TX.

Lubbock experiences commercial growth with unique ventures

Lubbock's commercial scene is experiencing notable transformations, marked by new businesses and developments.

www.under30ceo.com

Is there a Lubbock in Russia?

 

[beargonefishing]

Lubbock is where you go if you Lovecock.

 

[SixOhNine]

I'll say one thing- StyFo advertisers know this audience well-

I've been looking for a shirt with lots of buttons. I just can't decide between turtles or a life sized parrot...

 

[Fueco]

I'll say one thing- StyFo advertisers know this audience well-
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I've been looking for a shirt with lots of buttons. I just can't decide between turtles or a life sized parrot...

Definitely parrots!

 

[beargonefishing]

I'll say one thing- StyFo advertisers know this audience well-
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I've been looking for a shirt with lots of buttons. I just can't decide between turtles or a life sized parrot...

I've been getting that advert as well. I have already had the imaginary marketing meeting play out in my head.

Bro 1: Hey, check out this shirt I designed.

Bro 2: Sick bro, but here me out. What if we moved the buttons on the top 25% to the bottom, and then doubled the total number of buttons.

Bro 1: Bro that would be sick AF, but what if we tripled the number buttons.

Bro 2: Bro, nice. Now grab some red bull and titos and I'll call my dealer.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

If you're reading the Republican threak you might be interested in what to wear for the next pool party at Mar-a-Lago, so it's not entirely off base.

 

[SixOhNine]

If you're reading the Republican threak you might be interested in what to wear for the next pool party at Mar-a-Lago, so it's not entirely off base.

Nah, for those parties, you need a shirt with pockets for your drugs- you know, cocaine, ecstacy, roofies. Those 16 year old Albanian hookers need a little something to get warmed up. At least, that's what Matt Gaetz tells me.

 

[ericgereghty]

Nah, for those parties, you need a shirt with pockets for your drugs- you know, cocaine, ecstacy, roofies. Those 16 year old Albanian hookers need a little something to get warmed up. At least, that's what Matt Gaetz tells me.

Started off sounding like an awesome party...then we kept going past ecstasy, and now I just feel icky

 

[SixOhNine]

we kept going past ecstasy, and now I just feel icky

^^Title of @Texasmade's sĕx tape.

 

[ericgereghty]

^^Title of @Texasmade's sĕx tape.

Given that cocaine is a vasodilator (I think that's right lol), one imagines the forehead vein was POPPIN!

 

[HORNS]

I'll say one thing- StyFo advertisers know this audience well-
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I've been looking for a shirt with lots of buttons. I just can't decide between turtles or a life sized parrot...

Gotcha covered:

 

[brokencycle]

Gotcha covered:
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Machine sewn button holes? Yuck.

 

[ericgereghty]

Cup of Coffee Extra: Breaking down the Shohei Ohtani-Ippei Mizuhara story

The state of what could be MLB's biggest scandal in years

cupofcoffee.beehiiv.com

What are the theories/thoughts here?

FWIW, I (a Dodger hater) don't care a bit what it means for LAD/Shohei...but I love the shitshow nature of it. Curious to see what gets unearthed.