Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[VaderDave]

Phone tag implies multiple missed calls.

That's what I always thought.

 

[double00]

Find a way to ruin their hustle and when they look at you just go 'hakuna matata brah' and throw up a shaka.

 

[Luigi_M]

At the gym and I hear a guy giving birth to a sperm whale. He must be very strong.

That's why, in my general lack of organization, I still manage to find the time for a thorough **** each single day

 

[Piobaire]

For some reason I decided to give up coffee Mon-Fri. Today was my first day of this deal.

 

[edinatlanta]

For some reason I decided to give up coffee Mon-Fri. Today was my first day of this deal.

Your subordinates think youre more irritable than usual today?

 

[beargonefishing]

For some reason I decided to give up coffee Mon-Fri. Today was my first day of this deal.

 

[Numbernine]

Be careful' about 5 years ago for some reason I decided not to drink my usual bottle of wine while fixing dinner.I haven't had any since. You could bite off more than you're willing to chew.

 

[Piobaire]

I would no doubt have more savings, and probably several fewer pounds, if that happened to me. Might not be all bad.

 

[Numbernine]

Booze makes me fat if I drink it but when I stop I don't lose any weight. Thats fucked

 

[double00]

Cannot imagine foregoing coffee atm i do a pot + most mornings

 

[Joffrey]

I have never understood the need for that much caffeine. I drink a cup of black tea in the morning and I'm set. So there!

 

[Omega Male]

Booze makes me fat if I drink it but when I stop I don't lose any weight. Thats fucked

Then don't stop. Duh.

 

[double00]

I have never understood the need for that much caffeine. I drink a cup of black tea in the morning and I'm set. So there!

Not gonna lie, i really love a nicely brewed black tea but its been years. If i told you you still wouldnt understand, suffice to say i have one hell of a metabolism these days. When it slows down i will.

 

[Van Veen]

Speaking of caffeine, tea is in the same gifting category as wine. People give it to you when they find out you drink it, but the stuff they give you is mindlessly selected, and usually cheap. My wife drinks mostly herbal and non-caffeinated teas, but most people give her caffeinated stuff.

I just unpacked the pantry boxes today, and I can't believe how much tea we have. I'll probably throw out half of it... at least the weirdly flavored, cheap black teas neither of us will drink.

 

[L'Incandescent]

I propose a new rule of baseball if the catcher points to first or third base umpire to see if the batsman swung but it's not even a close call didn't swing then a ball is added to the count.

Also, if there's not many people in the crowd and some idiots start yelling "woooo" home team forfeits game right then and there.