The Watch Appreciation Thread - Part two (Rolex, Patek Philippe, Audemars Piguet, Jaeger LeCoultre,

[FlithyButler]

I'm very sorry in pointing out the glaringly obvious that you are literally a 50yr old child in temperament, and not merely in actual living circumstances.

Also love the;
"bros, I'm really afraid of being mugged... so I think it would be best now to buy a solid gold DD"

Or, you could, like, just avoid the one singular brand above all others that is THE "king"-magnet for muggings. But no, that doesn't compute of course.

(Also, as hideous as that Oris Kermit thing is, it is approx. x10,000 more interesting than your truly soporific basic richtarded taste in watches)

 

[Scuppers]

I'm very sorry in pointing out the glaringly obvious that you are literally a 50yr old child in temperament, and not merely in actual living circumstances.

Also love the;
"bros, I'm really afraid of being mugged... so I think it would be best now to buy a solid gold DD"

Or, you could, like, just avoid the one singular brand above all others that is THE "king"-magnet for muggings. But no, that doesn't compute of course.

(Also, as hideous as that Oris Kermit thing is, it is approx. x10,000 more interesting than your truly soporific basic richtarded taste in watches)

I am sure you are charming in person.

 

[FlithyButler]

I am sure you are charming in person.

I'm sorry Cuppers, I really love you in truth...

Haven't you noticed I've actually tried to benefit your life in palpable ways by;

a) Getting your Rolodex serviced by an independent craftsman who will have greater care for it, do the job faster, and at a lower price.

b) Avoid getting your arm hacked off for a dumb lump of metal.

But we know how this goes... you're adamant in not listening, and must always have your way.

 

[Fred G. Unn]

Oh, the muppet watch from Oris is awaiting collection from you… Do say hello to Kermit.

LOL! Nice ad placement SF!

 

[9thsymph]

Can’t say I know what’s going on here, but I got a TWAT-sarcasm-level-orange alert and saw this:

 

[edmorel]

LOL! Nice ad placement SF!
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Wait a minute, is Scuppers some kind of AI commerce bot? 😳

“Rolex sucks, Rolex sucks, Rolex sucks (then a subliminal buy a gold Rolex)Rolex is uninteresting, buy something else”

 

[edmorel]

Can’t say I know what’s going on here, but I got a TWAT-sarcasm-level-orange alert and saw this:
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You are missing out if you are ignoring Filthy Butler. I mean, the username alone is worth the price of admission. Filthy Butler and Scuppers back and forth?? That’s the TWAT version of Sugar Ray vs. Duran.

 

[9thsymph]

I know it’s a minor point in the article, but I’m genuinely curious how this dude was regularly seeing ALS watches in the 70s and 80s. I thought ALS was defunct until the 90s. No?

Buying, Selling, & Collecting: My First Tennis Lesson Taught Me To Love Watches – Maybe Too Much

With all eyes on Wimbledon finals weekend, a tennis pro shares his tale of watch addiction – and recovery.

www.hodinkee.com

 

[9thsymph]

Birds of a feather…

 

[mak1277]

Birds of a feather…
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Unironically drinking high life?

This is one of the few ads that have directly and unequivocally caused me to buy something

 

[9thsymph]

Unironically drinking high life?

This is one of the few ads that have directly and unequivocally caused me to buy something

Unfortunately, I don't think I do anything unironically?

(Edit: you realize the High Life ad is being ironic, right?)

 

[mak1277]

Unfortunately, I don't think I do anything unironically?

(Edit: you realize the High Life ad is being ironic, right?)

Yes, of course. I just liked it

 

[9thsymph]

Yes, of course. I just liked it

All the High Life ads are amazing.

 

[Texasmade]

All the High Life ads are amazing.

Ngl, I remember seeing some of the High Life ads and starting drinking them strictly because the ads were sofa king awesome

 

[NakedYoga]

“Rolex sucks, Rolex sucks, Rolex sucks (then a subliminal buy a gold Rolex)Rolex is uninteresting, buy something else”