The "Shut up about Paris Hilton" Thread...

[Rome]

I for one am tired of threads being needlessly derailed with talk of Paris. So here you go, the place to go to talk about Paris. Love her, hate her, whatever... say it here.

 

[Violinist]

you know who I really hate? Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Bradford]

Firecrotch doesn't bother me.... it's that damn Nicole Ritchie!

 

[Violinist]

Originally Posted by Bradford

Firecrotch doesn't bother me.... it's that damn Nicole Ritchie!

I can understand calling her disgusting... I like skinny girls as much as the next guy but wow... she looks like those ****** chicken wings you get a chain restaurants...

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I think you are just jealous of her success. I bet she's better looking than any of the girls you sleep with.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

 

[Violinist]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

I think you are just jealous of her success. I bet she's better looking than any of the girls you sleep with.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Actually to me, no. Just like you think Paris Hilton is gross, I think Ritchie's unnatural's skinnines is weird, and I can think of one or two girls who I prefer to her.

Thanks.

 

[Bradford]

I on the other hand was kidding...

If I wasn't married and had the chance, I'd nail Paris, Nicole, Lindsay or any of these idiotic girls.

 

[Nantucket Red]

Generic blondes -- yawn.

 

[Brian SD]

I wouldn't sleep with Lohan or Paris or Richie. It would probably give me some joy to turn them down. Does that make me cool and/or special?

 

[Get Smart]

I'd give Lindsay Lohan the yellow cannon.

now that she'd gone back to red and added back some pounds she's looking bang-able again.

Nicole Ritchie is frightening. I've seen pics of Ethiopian children who look healthier.

 

[acidboy]

... and don't forget those feeding off the same trough: ashlee & jessica simpson, tara reid, olsen twins.......

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Get Smart

I'd give Lindsay Lohan the yellow cannon.
ahh Jason, if it's yellow it's no canon.

 

[Get Smart]

Originally Posted by m@T

ahh Jason, if it's yellow it's no canon.

the funhouse mirror in my bedroom says otherwise

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Out of all the singer/actresses that I know of:

To Do:

Mandy Moore
Tatiana Ali
JLH Pre-Carson Daly.
Maybe Sharon and Andrea Corr
Rachel Stevens

 

[Rome]

I was watching the episode of Mind Freak with Mandy Moore in it and I gues Chris Angle's magical douchebaggery must have made her nipples hard or something. Anyway, I could have sworn they were pierced. Just a thought.