The "Shut up about Paris Hilton" Thread...

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by Rome

I was watching the episode of Mind Freak with Mandy Moore in it and I gues Chris Angle's magical douchebaggery must have made her nipples hard or something. Anyway, I could have sworn they were pierced. Just a thought.

i think the word "watching" is an understatement.

 

[VMan]

What about this hot fox:

Talk about going downhill...

 

[imageWIS]

Why are we still going on about this?

Jon.

 

[Bradford]

And she's back...

Paris Hilton arrested for investigation of DUI

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Bradford

And she's back...

Paris Hilton arrested for investigation of DUI

+

Jon.

 

[Thomas]

You know, after reading this thread I kind of feel the need to take a bath. So now I'm jumping into the cesspool.

What is it that compels these no-brained tenth-rate celebrities to expose their deficiencies to the world? Is there some underground "Clown Club" where these fools try to prove their lack of sense? If there is a Clown Queen crowned, will we know who she (or he) is? I would certainly like to know the identity of the stupidest celebrity, since this has become such a hotly-contested battle of witlessness.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to wash my hands.

 

[Earthmover]

Originally Posted by Bradford

And she's back...

Paris Hilton arrested for investigation of DUI

I am shocked, shocked! That someone as upstanding as Paris would be charged with DUI. What a dark moment in our history.


I was also deeply offended that she drives a McLaren SLR. She is not worthy of the car.

 

[Ramses]

Originally Posted by Get Smart

I'd give Lindsay Lohan the yellow cannon.

now that she'd gone back to red and added back some pounds she's looking bang-able again.

Nicole Ritchie is frightening. I've seen pics of Ethiopian children who look healthier.

That is outrageous, Nicole has an outstandingly gorgeous body as does Paris

 

[Rome]

Why all the "beating dead horses" emoticons? Without this thread this subforum would just be entertaiment sans culture.

 

[Stazy]

Paris Hilton looks like she ran a 100 m dash in a 90 m room.

 

[Matt]

Youve gotta love Banksy though

 

[Nantucket Red]

Originally Posted by m@T

Youve gotta love Banksy though

Have you read some of the comments? Priceless!