The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[imatlas]

Does anyone listen or are they podcasting to each other?

 

[Thrift Vader]

regulars doing a zoom when drunk would be a hoot. only i would have to lunchtime booze.

 

[Omega Male]

I agree it can be hard to wait until noon.

 

[Thrift Vader]

well, noon isn't for another 14 hours.. .

 

[Omega Male]

Asian time is weird.

 

[Thrift Vader]

Right? and I'm already drinking.

 

[edinatlanta]

Thr local farmers market says on the website they have a one in one out policy but no on there was g-ing an f. Also it was as packed as ever and it rekindled my hate of farmers market people

 

[Piobaire]

Half or more of the **** sold at farmer's markets is just **** those people bought that morning from the same wholesaler you could have bought from.

 

[Omega Male]

It's nearly 5:00 pm. I haven't worn a shirt at any point today or eaten anything but pizza. Standards are not being maintained. Eh, let's have some wine.

 

[Bhowie]

I didn’t know the late Marlin Brando was still posting here

 

[Omega Male]

I am approaching his Colonel Kurtz physique, and mindset.

 

[beargonefishing]

I am approaching his Colonel Kurtz physique, and mindset.

You're asking for the grocery clerk to send an errand boy.

 

[imatlas]

Half or more of the **** sold at farmer's markets is just **** those people bought that morning from the same wholesaler you could have bought from.

You mean all those signs that say “we grow what we sell” are lies? MOTHERFUCKERS

Spoiler

Wait, is this like GE’s mysterious “insider’s 50% furniture discount”?

 

[Jr Mouse]

I like working from home. Zoom meeting and all.

Covid-19 has really opened my eyes to how pointless our office culture is. Why put up with a daily commute only to have to be around a bunch of distractions and annoying people? My productivity has gone up and I’m saving money on gas, tolls and eating out for lunches. Get to spend more time with my dog to boot.

I’d be happy if they never ask me to return to the office. Or in the least only ask that I return once or twice a week.

 

[Piobaire]

Here's an expose from the People's Republic of Ontario on farmers markets: https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/farmers-markets-lies-marketplace-1.4306231