So people think I'm straight

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by edmorel

The closest I've gotten to cockslapping was coming out of the shower and quickly turning to face the mirror and accidently slapping a can of hairspray halfway across the room and hitting her.

Do you have a donkey dick?

 

[Nantucket Red]

Thanks, Connemara. That new avatar is much easier on the eyes.

 

[evilgeniusdan]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Do you have a donkey dick?
Wouldn't you like to know.

 

[Rome]

What is the world ******* to? It used to be that if a man accused another man of being straight he had to defend this with competition, a "Gay Off" if you will. There would be the cylindrical vegetable suck off, the ping pong ball shoot (extra points for distance and POP), proof of knowledge regarding womens shoes, and the ****** dress express where you had to try and get Eddie Murphy to "give you a ride home" (no points for Arsenio Hall).

Todays young gheys just sit around pinning on message boards dreaming of big floppy flying penises.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Rome

What is the world ******* to? It used to be that if a man accused another man of being straight he had to defend this with competition, a "Gay Off" if you will. There would be the cylindrical vegetable suck off, the ping pong ball shoot (extra points for distance and POP), proof of knowledge regarding womens shoes, and the ****** dress express where you had to try and get Eddie Murphy to "give you a ride home" (no points for Arsenio Hall).

Todays young gheys just sit around pinning on message boards dreaming of big floppy flying penises.

 

[Rome]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Did I cut too deep? Isnt that what you talk you about while some drunk sorority broad braids your hair on a Thursday night.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Rome

Did I cut too deep? Isnt that what you talk you about while some drunk sorority broad braids your hair on a Thursday night.

Generally, yes. Except we're usually watching Mean Girls and talking about how hard some frat boy fucked us last night.

 

[Stax]

enroll in a seminary.

 

[Buickguy]

Originally Posted by iammatt

when I cockslap my wife it says "no blowjobs for a week".

You've obviously not been married more that 15 years!

 

[cheapmutha]

you could post the picture of us 69ing on the walls of your school... that should show em.

call me.

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by cheapmutha

you could post the picture of us 69ing on the walls of your school... that should show em.

call me.

Your signature is starting to take on a new meaning...{shudder}.

 

[CBDB]

Personally I'm going to suggest leather chaps...no wait....patent leather lederhosen...no chaps..ummmm

 

[Lucky Strike]

Originally Posted by iammatt

when I cockslap my wife it says "no blowjobs for a week, please".
Fixed. Does she take the hint, or does she keep pestering you about them?

 

[johnapril]

Wear more things with 28% linen.

 

[mizanation]

Originally Posted by johnapril

Wear more things with 28% linen.

i feel like this could be the answer to all of life's questions.