SF Fantasy Baseball League 2009

[Steve B.]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

I watched as Asdrubal left the game tonight with a shoulder injury. Couldn't help but think of you.

Doesn't look too serious.

I think you should be disqualified. Pujols is obviously juicing.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I think my all-star game and home run derby stats should count.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by Steve B.

I think you should be disqualified. Pujols is obviously juicing.

Hell, half my team is juicing. Including pitchers...
Why single out Pujols?

 

[Steve B.]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

I think my all-star game and home run derby stats should count.

I'm hoping Pujols wins the HR derby. Cruz hitting 11 in the first round is not a good sign for me.

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Hell, half my team is juicing. Including pitchers...
Why single out Pujols?

Your pitching is *almost* as bad as mine.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by Steve B.

Your pitching is *almost* as bad as mine.
My pitching is fine. Slim - Number one in wins and K's, number eight in saves, number six in ERA, number six in WHIP. On average that works out to the 4th best pitching in our league. Steve - Number three in wins, number two in K's, number eleven in saves, number ten in ERA, number nine in WHIP. Which works out to about seventh. We are basically even in batting.

 

[WhateverYouLike]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

My pitching is fine.

Slim - Number one in wins and K's*, number eight in saves, number six in ERA, number six in WHIP.

On average that works out to the 4th best pitching in our league.

Steve - Number three in wins, number two in K's, number eleven in saves, number ten in ERA, number nine in WHIP.

Which works out to about seventh.


We are basically even in batting.

*Due to streaming

 

[Brian278]

Originally Posted by WhateverYouLike

*Due to streaming

+1

Not impressed

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I'm not the only one in the league. It's a valid strategy, and I'm streaming less than you guys would like to believe.

I *am* carrying 12 pitchers (1 on the DL) at the moment.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Steve, for example, has picked up 40 pitchers. josereyes4president has picked up 30 pitchers. Lone Fish Fan has picked up 26 pitchers. Carpenterrorists have picked up 49. Why don't any of THEM have more wins? I've picked up 26. Hmmm????

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Bitches need to stop being so jealous.

 

[Steve B.]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

I think my all-star game and home run derby stats should count.

I'm down for that.

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

My pitching is fine.

Slim - Number one in wins and K's, number eight in saves, number six in ERA, number six in WHIP.

On average that works out to the 4th best pitching in our league.

Steve - Number three in wins, number two in K's, number eleven in saves, number ten in ERA, number nine in WHIP.

Which works out to about seventh.


We are basically even in batting.

I've really fucked up my pitching staff. Having Sabbathia and Lee under performing hasn't helped much. Plus I thought Vazquez would have more wins.

And I should have been more patient with my hitters. But that's life.

I enjoy the competition.

And there's always the second half. I think I was only 4-5 games better last year. I'm coiled like a cobra, ready to strike.

 

[WhateverYouLike]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Steve, for example, has picked up 40 pitchers.
josereyes4president has picked up 30 pitchers.
Lone Fish Fan has picked up 26 pitchers.
Carpenterrorists have picked up 49.

Why don't any of THEM have more wins?

I've picked up 26.

Hmmm????

B-B-B-B-ecause...

 

[WhateverYouLike]

Oh! Because you carry more pitchers. I only have 4 starters

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by Steve B.

And there's always the second half. I think I was only 4-5 games better last year. I'm coiled like a cobra, ready to strike.
At week 14 last year, you were 128-91 which is .584 winning percentage. So far this year, of course, you have a .471 winning percentage. \t Can't really say how many "games"you were up on this year, because we had a lot more scoring categories last year (thus the 128-91 score)

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by WhateverYouLike

Oh! Because you carry more pitchers. I only have 4 starters

Thats your fault, Dummy!