Releasing my inner D-Bag!

[lithium180]

Oh man, Scottsdale is like the Amjack capital city. The largest, most bizarre looking men I've ever seen wearing giant striped designer shirts and drinking vodka redbulls. Disturbing.

 

[slycedbred]

My New Haircut.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by lithium180

Oh man, Scottsdale is like the Amjack capital city. The largest, most bizarre looking men I've ever seen wearing giant striped designer shirts and drinking vodka redbulls. Disturbing.

Snot-sdale is also up there on the middle-aged Amjack scale too. Last time I was there, I was struck with the number of 40+ crowd dressed that way. I figured they were all out looking for wife #2, better known as "The Trophy." It was really bad one evening...some sort of open house in old Snot-sdale or the art gallery section? Does that ring a bell?

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by slycedbred

My New Haircut.

I like the Senior Citizen edition.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y5JtdsWVjhs

 

[Brad]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

I like the Senior Citizen edition.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y5JtdsWVjhs

Doh!

 

[Bradford]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Snot-sdale is also up there on the middle-aged Amjack scale too. Last time I was there, I was struck with the number of 40+ crowd dressed that way. I figured they were all out looking for wife #2, better known as "The Trophy." It was really bad one evening...some sort of open house in old Snot-sdale or the art gallery section? Does that ring a bell?

F%ck yeah brah - Wednesday ArtWalks in Oldtown Scottsdale kick ass! But it's not just the guys, the cougars are usually out in full force as well.

FYI - This is how my boys roll in Scottsdale...

http://www.944.com/images/watermark....2/8067/448445/

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

I like the Senior Citizen edition.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y5JtdsWVjhs

Don't be rickrolling my thread b*tch!

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by Bradford

Don't be rickrolling my thread b*tch!
Haha...roid rage?

 

[thinman]

Originally Posted by Bradford

Sorry I haven't been around for a while. I've been busy releasing my inner AmJack!

That's right, I said it... here's how it goes my biatches...

For breakfast in the morning I have steel cut oats because that's what Ryan Reynolds ate to get in shape for Blade 3 and he was f#$%ing RIPPED in that movie... then I drink two Monster Energy drinks to get PUMPED.

I throw on a sleeveless Nike Dri-Fit shirt and some workout pants along with my sweet Nike Air Edge cross-trainers and head for the gym. Cover my bedhead with a beanie.

When I get to the gym, f#ck the legs, I'm just working my guns 'cause that's what the ladies see first.

On my MP3 I'm listening to kickass music like Kanye's Stronger, Kid Rock's Cocky and Boom by P.O.D. That emo and alternative sh*t doesn't work for the gym and if you really want to get pumped, try some Eminem or Linkin Park.

After taking a shower and shaving my chest, I'm ready to roll in my ripped-up AE jeans, flip-flops and an Abercrombie t-shirt (muscle fit to highlight all the work in the gym). Headed outside, throw on my aviators and a visor - the only sun I need is from the tanning bed!

How's this for a night at the club? English Laundry shirt, 7 for All Mankind jeans, and my black Kenneth Coles plus Armani Code cologne. My fellow netgents, this is what the ladies notice - not whether your suit is canvassed or your jeans are selvage.

Ladies also notice watches and I get more compliments on my Tag than you would f#cking believe.

But speaking of suits, when I need to dress up, a striped shirt from Banana Republic goes great with my tan Canali. But don't worry, I'll wear a pocket square.

Oh yeah, if you see me somewhere and I'm talking or I ignore you, don't be a hater, I'm probably just on my bluetooth.

So that's how I roll. Any questions?

Poser.
If you were a real AmJack, you'd shave your upper body before you hit the gym, so the chicks could admire your hairless, androgenous body under your t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off to leave gaping holes.

 

[Bradford]

Dude!

 

[Bradford]

Had to revive this because after four years I have realized that this thread, although initially written in jest, contains far more truth than fiction, and I've come to embrace that about myself.

Of course today the term is D-bag, not Amjack and the striped shirts and Abercrombie t's have been replaced with tight black v-neck's.

Plus I do BodyPump classes at the gym now which also works the legs.

But other than that, this remains a good description of how I roll!

 

[acidboy]

like your new look, man.

 

[Matto ELITE]

Scottsdale is still the same

Le sigh

 

[in stitches]

******* great bump.