Guys, I've been drinking and this girl I've been seeing absolutely hates boots on guys. But she's really hot and wants me to literally slap her around while we're, you know, so I'm torn. Oh, RFT: these two dudes at the bar got into a huge fight and the first thing I noticed was "Holy shit, those are some ugly shoes." edit: and get toast man, get out of here with that Whitney is a good show shit. Shiiiit.