Movies that blow

[Master-Classter]

"Knowing"... WTF?! It started as an interesting psych/sci-fi chase movie, trying to stop the end of the world, then suddenly turns into an aliens beaming up people / horror movie. Weird. Nick Cage is setting even new lower standards, impressively low.

Originally Posted by m@T

Eagle Eye. Awful.

Spoiler

how the **** are we supposed to believe he survived all that at the end?[/spoiler]

Spoiler

duh, there were triplets!

 

[NorCal]

The Spirit. ******* unwatchable and an insult to Will Eisner.

 

[Mauby]

Yes, Man.

Bait & switch trailer...don't fall for it like I did.

 

[Matt]

agreed. I was so so disappointed with Yes Man. The book is the best thing I have read all year, pointed it at numerous people to rave reviews...the movie taints the book. Shame.

 

[FidelCashflow]

Originally Posted by NorCal

The Spirit. ******* unwatchable and an insult to Will Eisner.
+1000. I made the mistake of renting that POS since I liked Sin City and 300. I got a sinking feeling about the movie in the first 5 minutes. After Samuel L Jackson hit The Spirit over the head with a toilet and screamed out "TOILETS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!" I had to shut it off.

Originally Posted by thekunk07

pineapple express was a *************
QFT

Originally Posted by m@T

Eagle Eye.
Oh Jeez. I remember on my day off I went to watch that steaming piece of garbage. I walked out after 30 minutes and ducked into the next theater which was playing Lakeview Terrace... even worse. I walked out of that and into the next theater which was playing "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People"... still pretty bad. I ended up watching "Burn After Reading" which was NOT half as funny as everyone says it was. The only reason I stayed is because I knew I wasn't going to pay $15 and walk out of 4 movies in a single day. BTW, WTF is the deal with Samuel L Jackson? Half his movies are good, the other half are raw sewage. You would think this guy would at least be in a position to stick with good scripts. Worst film I've ever seen him in... Freedomland. He plays an overweight diabetic cop who has panic attacks and needs an inhaler searching for a missing girl. I figured that this would somehow connect to the plot at a pivotal point... turns out it was just some random **** for him to do on camera.

 

[Liam]

Snakes on a plane was so hyped and when I watched it I really thought it was crap.

 

[StephenHero]

I watched this the other day. **** stew. There is no sense of subtlety. The movie practically uses subtitles that say "Warning: Foreshadowing" or "This is ironic." Add in really cliche music references (Lennon, Coltrane, Beethoven :eyeroll) and you've got a music movie for people who couldn't name the symphony after Beethoven's 8th. Edit: Oh yeah. Mr Holland's "American Symphony" is 3 minutes long. And it sucks.

 

[Tad Ferguson]

I agree with Pineapple Express. It was such a let down. The idea of a stoner action movie has so much potential.

I think the worst movie I've ever seen is Pride & Prejudice and I don't think it was just because it was a chick flick. I mean, I really liked Beaches (maybe I shouldn't admit that? ha), so I don't think it's the chick flick thing. It's just a terrible movie.

 

[Cas Ruffin]

Waist Deep with Tyrese and Meagan Good.

Nuff Said.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by NorCal

The Spirit. ******* unwatchable and an insult to Will Eisner.

I didn't even enjoy the trailer, so actually seeing the movie was out of the question.

 

[Mauby]

Originally Posted by Thomas

I didn't even enjoy the trailer, so actually seeing the movie was out of the question.

Wish I had read this thread before I had a chance to cancel it from Netflix.

 

[Hayling]

Originally Posted by Spatlese

Body of Lies. Didn't enjoy.

I disagree, that movie was great.

Bangkok Dangerous (Nicholas Cage) sucked horribly...but you could tell that from the trailer.

 

[whatever]

whatever

 

[ryoneo]

Originally Posted by Hayling

I disagree, that movie was great.

Bangkok Dangerous (Nicholas Cage) sucked horribly...but you could tell that from the trailer.
When does Nick Cage not suck? He is an awful actor.


Wolverine sucked ass. What a waste of my time.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by ryoneo

When does Nick Cage not suck? He is an awful actor.
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