Man Stuff (Things you love, that women just don't get.)

[RJman]

Originally Posted by edmorel

There is no greater combo of things to do at once then a "blumpkin".

It's the term that got Howard Stern off the radio.

Frankly, not a combination I'd care for. Maybe Senator Craig might.

 

[JBZ]

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn

+1. One time I was in the shower w/ my gf and, unconsciously, I started peeing. It's something that I do without thinking much about before. In any case, she looked at me as if I had peed on a baby.

Um, dude? It's one thing to pee in the shower. It's quite another to pee in the shower when your wife/gf is actually in there with you.

 

[Ambulance Chaser]

Jennifer Love Hewitt. Women universally love Audrey Hepburn and hate JLH. Doesn't make any sense to me.

 

[ratboycom]

Originally Posted by wiru

man, what a crazy *****! what's to be upset about? i mean, you were only urinating in a place she was standing. barefoot.

maybe he was trying to save her from Athlete's Foot or Jellyfish stings. At least, thats what he should have told her

 

[globetrotter]

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

Jennifer Love Hewitt. Women universally love Audrey Hepburn and hate JLH. Doesn't make any sense to me.

I think it is difference of about 12 inches in the bust

 

[Saucemaster]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

I think it is difference of about 12 inches in the bust

I was gonna say--I love both Audrey Hepburn and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but for very different reasons. I think two of those reasons (left and right) pretty much sum up why women despise JLH....

 

[bakerboy]

Originally Posted by Brian278

It all seems very real to me:

They cannot agree with this concept. A "lesbo prison sex with some whips and chains" is taboo to them I have downloaded some stuff from here http://www.boundheat.com/ and still hear about it everytime she wants new shoes

 

[eg1]

Originally Posted by sonick

Also, peeing in the shower.

Wrong. My wife does this ...

Oh, and a man's steak is the porterhouse, not the T-bone, lightweights!

 

[Kent Wang]

Wrong. It's the bone-in rib eye.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by eg1

Wrong. My wife does this ...

Oh, and a man's steak is the porterhouse, not the T-bone, lightweights!

Everyone knows filet mignon is the manliest cut around.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

Jennifer Love Hewitt. Women universally love Audrey Hepburn and hate JLH. Doesn't make any sense to me.

JLH has no glamour and doesn't know how to smoke a cigarette.

 

[jml90]

Wrestling,jokes,that men are vulgar, and many many other things that aren't coming to mind right now.

 

[GQgeek]

Audrey Hepburn is the most enchanting creature to ever walk this earth. JLH is cute, but just not in the same league, and she doesn't have Audrey's eyes or personality.

Enchanting really is the only word to describe AH.

 

[bakerboy]

True story with my wife

To her, these are identical cars:

 

[globetrotter]

I hate how some things I've done my wife doesn't get at all how important they were to me, basically I am talking about the army and army like stuff. it just doesn't mean anything to her, and she can't understand, even remotly, what they meant to me at the time. one of the few times I have gotten made at her, that didn't involve her mother, was when I showed her some of the places I had served, and she sort of teased me about it, in a way that I would have found funny if it had been pretty much any other subject.

ditto martial arts - I'll come home from the dojo and she will find it sort of humorous that I spent an hour pounding on people I have nothing against.