SilentPartner
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I imagine I’m not the only Style Forumer who enjoys gardening. A ludicrous activity in which we fight the weather, challenge wildlife and defy the very heavens themselves, all so we can pick the flora and fauna that lurks outside our homes. I love it.
But gardening clothing is tricky. The best dressed gardener I can think of is Monty Don.
A happy man.
A handsome man.
A gardening man.
Yet, in reality, I generally looks something like this:
Yes, this is I. Or me. Admittedly this is on a muddy day, digging new beds for the roses I'll slowly kill next year through inadequate watering/weeding/fertilising/bug management (delete where appropriate). But it's rather difficult to look good while gardening. I went in search of inspiration from other famous gardeners.
Joe Swift:
Basic.
Adam Frost from Gardener’s World:
It’s fine, I guess?
Geoff Hamilton.
It’s actually pretty good, I think, for the time and his period of life. Alas, or hoorah, I am in my 30s.
And what many of these outfits have in common is that they're in fabrics and styles that are crazy for actual gardening, where you're kneeling in mud, getting your hands dirty and stretching clothes to their limits. Obviously these are photo shoot outfits, but they were what I could find.
SF, let's talk gardening fits. I’ve put together a list of essentials for good gardening clothing:
P.S. If the discussion is anaemic, don’t worry. I’ll throw in some spicy opinions and ad hominem attacks to heat things up.
But gardening clothing is tricky. The best dressed gardener I can think of is Monty Don.
A happy man.
A handsome man.
A gardening man.
Yet, in reality, I generally looks something like this:
Yes, this is I. Or me. Admittedly this is on a muddy day, digging new beds for the roses I'll slowly kill next year through inadequate watering/weeding/fertilising/bug management (delete where appropriate). But it's rather difficult to look good while gardening. I went in search of inspiration from other famous gardeners.
Joe Swift:
Basic.
Adam Frost from Gardener’s World:
It’s fine, I guess?
Geoff Hamilton.
It’s actually pretty good, I think, for the time and his period of life. Alas, or hoorah, I am in my 30s.
And what many of these outfits have in common is that they're in fabrics and styles that are crazy for actual gardening, where you're kneeling in mud, getting your hands dirty and stretching clothes to their limits. Obviously these are photo shoot outfits, but they were what I could find.
SF, let's talk gardening fits. I’ve put together a list of essentials for good gardening clothing:
- Relatively loose-fitting — without getting caught on everything (so narrower hems)
- Good for layering — it goes from hot to cold quite quickly depending on what you’re doing and where
- Easily washable — especially with all the soiling they’ll be getting. Soiling. Ha!
- Pocket-full — or should we go with a separate tool belt or apron?
P.S. If the discussion is anaemic, don’t worry. I’ll throw in some spicy opinions and ad hominem attacks to heat things up.