Job Opportunity: Rent-a-white-guy

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by whiteslashasian

Do you provide the suits? If so, by whom?
RLBL, Canali, Brooks, and Polo depending on level of conservatism required and age. Deposit required though.

 

[BDC2823]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

RLBL, Canali, Brooks, and Polo depending on level of conservatism required and age. Deposit required though.

Where should I send my resume/photographic proof of being white? Also, Do I get Cherry as my personal assistant?

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

Do you suppose they need anyone in a Beige/brown Glen Plaid?

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

I'm gonna start an agency that hires out white guys in suits by the hour.

Will I be required to provide GFE to clients?

 

[MetroStyles]

If you can handle BBBJs then we can talk.

 

[scarphe]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

I'm gonna start an agency that hires out white guys in suits by the hour.

will you be paying the 250 k minimum?

 

[BDC2823]

Originally Posted by BDC2823

Where should I send my resume/photographic proof of being white? Also, Do I get Cherry as my personal assistant?

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

If you can handle BBBJs then we can talk.

On the receiving end from Cherry and other young, Asian businesswomen...let's talk.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by scarphe

will you be paying the 250 k minimum?

I'd be willing to Michael Jackson myself for that

 

[HRoi]

does anyone else think that the job duties will eventually include sucking cock?

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by HRoi

does anyone else think that the job duties will eventually include sucking cock?

I hope Metro cultivates a strong relationship with a cleaner. Those suits will not look pretty for long....

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

If you can handle BBBJs then we can talk.

BBBJ, sure, but no DFK before or after. Is that OK?

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

BBBJ, sure, but no DFK before or after. Is that OK?

You've just outwitted me in prostitution lingo. Kudos.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

You've just outwitted me in prostitution lingo. Kudos.

I don't know whether to be proud or a bit ashamed.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

I don't know whether to be proud or a bit ashamed.

A good GFE should never make you feel ashamed, AB.