How's This Outfit Sound? (Coffee with an ex)

[publius10]

Jet is right, this will not be productive. Might as well kill it now.

 

[Synthese]

What? Even before the special flower replies start avalanching in, you want to wear a wool blazer with...a grey tee, chinos, and vans? Christ, wear a ******* slim button down, some slim jeans, and a pair of boots. Vans aren't going to "pull" your blazer look together.

If you want to wear your vans, just wear (again) some slim jeans (like, ones that actually fit) and a reasonable t-shirt. Most people here will recommend a v-neck. Personally, I've never though levi's 501's actually looked good/I] on anybody, so maybe take care of that first? I mean, if you're getting coffee you could put on a white hanes v, blue jawnz, and whatever the **** a desert kahn is (a desert boot) and look pretty decent.

Also, when you dress up really obviously in order to impress an ex, it's usually...really obvious.

Seriously, take a quick look through the waywt thread, which it sounds like you haven't done yet - there are lots of relevant examples.

 

[macuser3of5]

Facebook stalking + old man blazer. What could go wrong.

 

[Synthese]

How old are you?

not you mac

 

[publius10]

Ouch--harsh. I'm 23, she's 24.

 

[grundletaint]

Cannot properly snark without pics. Pics?

 

[jet]

This will not end well.

 

[grundletaint]

And don't spend 150 bucks on some old ***** that belongs to someone else now, for ****'s sake

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by grundletaint

And don't spend 150 bucks on some old ***** that belongs to someone else now, for ****'s sake
He's trying to get advice for impressing a piece of ass he's already tagged? And he's will to drop $150 to do so? Did I miss something?

 

[jet]

^no you didn't

this is like cramming for an ochem test the night before even though you already took the class

 

[KitAkira]

Ochem is death, real talk

 

[grundletaint]

Originally Posted by whodini

He's trying to get advice for impressing a piece of ass he's already tagged? And he's will to drop $150 to do so?

Did I miss something?

I take it you didn't read the entire shitpile. Lucky...

 

[jet]

Just put on some decent **** that you've worn and are comfortable in, slightly nicer than what you would wear everyday maybe something you wear on the weekend. Don't wear no blazer or none of that ****, walk in there like a baws and act like you don't know she's witholding poon from her current SO.

On second thought wear what you wear every day and just act normal.

 

[macuser3of5]

would also recommend a bro tank http://brotankery.com/

 

[whodini]

Feel bad for the dude. He should give jet the $150 to teach him the moves instead of spending it at SCP.