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Omnibus Women's designer fashion thread

Huntsman

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Am I the only one that thinks the platform heel trend just makes women look like they're walking around on insufficient landing gear? Throws off the whole leg shape for me.

No. Especially high heels with a ridiculously high platform under the toe. Humans don't have 2" high toes. That's stupid.


That's an exceptional look. Where did you get the photo? Seems very RL to me.

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I don't follow the tumblr, or this thread, generally. But thank you.
 

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I like my woman to dress simply. in saran-wrap and 6-inch stilettos. Ideally, she would be naked all the time, except then she would be seen by other men, making her a total slut. Therefore, I ask that she wears a blanket when she appears in public. I don't like it when she attracts male attention. I appreciate that the heels make it impossible for her to run away from me. They also render her more statuesque, which I quite enjoy, because it allows me to flex my lats and give the evil eye to other men who dare to look at her legs. This helps me assert my dominance over her and the other males I encounter in day-to-day life. The blanket only covers her top half, obviously, because I don't like being reminded of her face, but I want to stare at her legs and ass. It shames me to think of the expressions that she makes at me when we are being intimate. Hopefully, someday they will make real-life Jenna Jameson AI sex dolls (instead of just a dismembered asshole), and then i will be able to accessorize with the epitome of female beauty without having to explain myself to an actual living female. Also, I love 50 cent and little wayne but am unsure how to approach the n-word when I am singing along.
 
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I like my woman to dress simply. in saran-wrap and 6-inch stilettos. Ideally, she would be naked all the time, except then she would be seen by other men, making her a total slut. Therefore, I ask that she wears a blanket when she appears in public. I don't like it when she attracts male attention. I appreciate that the heels make it impossible for her to run away from me. They also render her more statuesque, which I quite enjoy, because it allows me to flex my lats and give the evil eye to other men who dare to look at her legs. This helps me assert my dominance over her and the other males I encounter in day-to-day life. The blanket only covers her top half, obviously, because I don't like being reminded of her face, but I want to stare at her legs and ass. It shames me to think of the expressions that she makes at me when we are being intimate. Hopefully, someday they will make real-life Jenna Jameson AI sex dolls (instead of just a dismembered asshole), and then i will be able to accessorize with the epitome of female beauty without having to explain myself to an actual living female. Also, I love 50 cent and little wayne but am unsure how to approach the n-word when I am singing along.


Top 5 corny post!
 

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I think this **** is cool
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doesn't hurt that she's also one of the best female rappers I know of
 
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kindofyoung.....the name is appropriate if you think she's the best female rapper ever
 

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