Fix my subpar auction templates and I will give you money.

[Sissy Spacerock]

What it says in the title.

I met with a web guy recently and he wanted $100/hr. and an unspecified time frame to do this.

DIDN'T KNOW WEB GUYS HAD LAW SCHOOL TO PAY OFF.

Either way, I don't want a criminal lawyer, I want a criminal lawyer. If any of you want to be my "crafty nephew who knows computers," I can mock some things up and you can turn them into templates and I will send you dollars. Give me an idea of your rates up-front and we can go from there. You can see my current ****** auction templates in my signature.

Oh and also it would be helpful if you are a "Mac guy" because all my **** is

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Be talkin to ya!

 

[HORNS]

Right now I'm throwing my panties at you, Sissy Spacerock.

 

[Sissy Spacerock]

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[Sissy Spacerock]

DOES NO ONE AMONG YOU KNOW HOW TO HELP ME

DO YOU NOT NEED SOME DOLLARS