Embarrassing Guilty Pleasure Recipes

[Opermann]

Heart attack mac & cheese:

6 oz condensed milk
2 eggs
1 tsp salt & pepper give or take
1 tsp mustard powder
10 oz 2-3 year cheddar, grated
hot sauce to taste
1 lb pasta
half stick of butter

Heat the milk/egg mixture over low heat, add a few dashes of hot sauce & spices.
Add the cheese in batches until fully melted & sauce is thick. Low & slow--careful not to cook the eggs. Adjust seasonings & spices when done. Sharper cheddar can take more mustard & salt.
Boil pasta, drain & add butter.

Mix it all and eat until you explode.

 

[NAMOR]

1. 1 can of condensed milk boiled over low heat for 1 hour
2. Let cool, eat with spoon

 

[nootje]

half a baquette, a thick layer of steak tartare, topped with mayo and tabasco.

allways feel like im going to have a heart attack afterwards, but its sooooo worth it

 

[MrDaniels]

Oreos dipped in peanut butter.

 

[thewallychamp]

peruvian breakfast

day old hard crispy fried rice
fried eggs
refried beans

 

[TheFoo]

Ramen noodles with a poached egg, dollops of hoisin sauce, and half a pack of bacon tossed in.

 

[Nil]

Originally Posted by mafoofan

Ramen noodles with a poached egg, dollops of hoisin sauce, and half a pack of bacon tossed in.

I saw the ramen and was about to "ehhh..." you, but with half a pack of bacon, it does indeed deserve to be here.

 

[Nil]

Grilled peanut butter + whatever sandwiches. Whatever being jam, honey, fruit, bacon, etc. or some sort of combination of any and all of them. Getting my little kid and Elvis on.

 

[jgold47]

2-3 packages of ramen. Preferably oriental style. Make just the noodles. Strain and rinse. Put in big bowl with one pouch of ham cubes (for salad 1/4" cubes). Can of corn, and any other mixed canned veggies you like. Sprinkle a little of the oriental mix on top. Add in salt and pepper to taste. Enjoy.

Used to eat this a couple of times a month in college. Would last for a couple of days.

 

[ChicagoRon]

In college, I used to do ghetto fried rice occasionally -

Leftover rice, soy sauce, frozen peas/carrots/onions mix and a chopped up hot dog.

BBQ fajitas - basically sauteed chicken, onions, and peppers on a tortilla w/ bbq sauce from a jar

Also in college, we'd do an occasional dip w/ fresh avacado, canned clams, and salsa. Surprisingly good.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by ChicagoRon

In college, I used to do ghetto fried rice occasionally - Leftover rice, soy sauce, frozen peas/carrots/onions mix and a chopped up dog.
Fixed this for authenticity.

 

[ChicagoRon]

Originally Posted by Rambo

Fixed this for authenticity.
Dude.. .I don't have teh AZN

 

[Daseinflaw]

Rice
Buttermilk
Barbecue potato chips

Greatest. Dish. Ever.

 

[KJT]

Originally Posted by ChicagoRon

Also in college, we'd do an occasional dip w/ fresh avacado, canned clams, and salsa. Surprisingly good.

wtf? really not the meat i would expect.

 

[ChicagoRon]

Originally Posted by KJT

wtf? really not the meat i would expect.
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