Do You Have Crunchy Friends?

[ter1413]

So I am home this past Sat afternoon watching TV. My boy calls me and says that will be in my area and "what's up with some brew." I saw, "sure, swing thru!" He calls me when he is walking down the block. I go down to open the door. He comes in...with ONE FUKKIN SIX PACK! BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN! When both he and I are on our 3rd beer, he says, "I should have brought 2 six-s!" WTF. One 6 pack btwn 2 grown men is like getting to 2nd base with the local ho...a tease.....
Isn't there a man law about this???

 

[Jekyll]

I'm ashamed to say I've never tasted mine.

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by Jekyll

I'm ashamed to say I've never tasted mine.

Actually laughed at that....

 

[Piobaire]

Is "crunchy" a new way of saying "cheap"?

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Is "crunchy" a new way of saying "cheap"?

Not new, been saying it for a while....
That's a combo of being shady/cheap/cock-blockin/cheesy/etc.They may be all or just 1...This dude is cheap!

 

[Xericx]

I used to do a 12 pack but now do a 6 pack b/c if I have to drive home, i don't want to be legally drunk.

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by Xericx

I used to do a 12 pack but now do a 6 pack b/c if I have to drive home, i don't want to be legally drunk.

I own a refrigerator..and he doesn't drive...

 

[Xericx]

the general assumption though is you provide a few shots of liquor, no? that's what we always do. someone brings beer, then you do shots.

 

[globetrotter]

I have some cheap friends, but I thought you meant hippy like when you said "crunchy"

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by Xericx

the general assumption though is you provide a few shots of liquor, no? that's what we always do. someone brings beer, then you do shots.

he doesn't know that rule either....

 

[TheDarkKnight]

Would it not be normal for him to say "I've got a six pack, have you got any beers too, if not I'll go get you some on the way, what do you want?"

And then you give him the cash for your choice etc?

I wouldn't expect a friend to just call round with 12 beers, if he did, I'd demand ever more expensive beer each time!

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by TheDarkKnight

Would it not be normal for him to say "I've got a six pack, have you got any beers too, if not I'll go get you some on the way, what do you want?"

And then you give him the cash for your choice etc?

I wouldn't expect a friend to just call round with 12 beers, if he did, I'd demand ever more expensive beer each time!

If I roll through to his place(my mom lives in his area) and I stop by, I will bring 2 six packs.....or a bottle of booze(and leave what we don't finish.)
He should know better. I have had to send him back out to the store to get more brews MANY times....Just bad brah etiquette!!

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Why would you even crack them in the first place?

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by Magician

Why would you even crack them in the first place?

You are late...The first response was the best pun!

 

[RyJ Maduro]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

I have some cheap friends, but I thought you meant hippy like when you said "crunchy"

This is what I thought.

Seriously though, what good is a six-pack? That's breakfast. It's not even a matter of being cheap, it's poor planning.