Did you ever eat something you regretted?

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by Alter

I have a feeling I am going to regret eating this late-night snack now...

OMFG! Err, aren't dogs mammals? Or does "platypus" translate as "dog" over there?

Alter, don't eat it!

(in the vein of Steve, dont' eat it!)

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by skalogre

OMFG! Err, aren't dogs mammals? Or does "platypus" translate as "dog" over there?

Alter, don't eat it!

(in the vein of Steve, dont' eat it!)

Well, that Egg Dog turned out to be...yummy!

Those "Steve, don't eat it!" blogs are fantastic! Very funny stuff. Thanks for the link.

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by Alter

Well, that Egg Dog turned out to be...yummy!

Those "Steve, don't eat it!" blogs are fantastic! Very funny stuff. Thanks for the link.

Wish he would get back to it.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by skalogre

OMFG! Err, aren't dogs mammals? Or does "platypus" translate as "dog" over there?

Alter, don't eat it!

(in the vein of Steve, dont' eat it!)

OMG I am literally CRYING from that blog...the Beggin' Strips installment had me on the floor.

"Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point."

 

[Connemara]

"I force-fed myself a big ol' spoonful, and found it to be slightly rancid and extremely bitter. Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean **** melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness.

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that."

LMAO!!!!!

 

[LabelKing]

I've also had a chicken fetus egg.

 

[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by Connemara

"I force-fed myself a big ol' spoonful, and found it to be slightly rancid and extremely bitter. Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean **** melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness.

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that."

LMAO!!!!!

"I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.")"

 

[Tarmac]

hot pockets. and I mean hot pockets, its not code word for something else.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I was thinking about making this my new avatar, but I don't think it would go over real well. So I'm posting it in here instead.

 

[ratboycom]

Fantasicly disgusting

 

[Nantucket Red]

I once ate a whole jar of Nutella in a single sitting. Ugh!

 

[denning]

Well, I just finished reading through all of Steve, don't eat it! and I think I might have woken up my landlord upstairs with all my laughing.

Oh yeah, for things eaten that I've regretted, sauteed deer testicles. Mmmmm... slimy.....

 

[metkirk]

Originally Posted by iammatt

I love sweetbreads. They are some of my absolute favorite things to eat.

I second that! I've eaten many dishes that are considered disgusting by most people here in the US. How bout some duck blood in jelly like state, cow penis and chicken's testicles, grasshoppers stuffed with peanuts, umbilical cords?

 

[duchessofmalfi]

I just finished a pint of ben & jerry's simply because I'll be fasting on Good Friday. I wasn't even hungry. Starting to feel guilty now

 

[blc]

Eel from a grocery store. Took me over six months to fully recover.