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15 Style Mistakes You Can Fix Now

Siggy

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How do guys get jobs writing stuff like this??

Tips:

1. Brush your teeth

2. Comb your hair

3. Wear clean clothes

4. Don't be a f'ing moron
....
 

porcelain monkey

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Yeah, but pretty basic. Let's do a few more:

#16 Certain articles of clothing go out of style. In other words ditch the cargo shorts.

#17 Don't wear flip flops more than 100 yards from a body of water. Just don't.
 

JayJay

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Originally Posted by 82-Greg
Generally, on target. Misses with comments like, "match your socks to your shoes (very easy)."

Overall grade of B.

Basic, but I'd give it a B+.
 

gorgekko

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9. If your woman's not happy, you're not happy. After getting ready to go out, if you see concern on her face when she looks you over, change your clothes. There's a 98.9 percent chance she's right.
Thank you Mr. Craig Playstead, for validating the entire female-propagated douche bag look. Should I keep wearing my square-toed shoes?
 

AR_Six

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Any good that could've done was completely un-done by number 9.

Also, 100 dollar jeans? So... not quite into the echelon of Buffalo and Calvin Klein, I guess? Cmon now. Not that decent looking jeans can't be had for that or less, but what significance does 100 dollars have?
 

neato

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I always thought your socks were supposed to match your pants (because they are an extension of your pants), not necessarily your shoes.
 

smoothie

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Originally Posted by neato
I always thought your socks were supposed to match your pants (because they are an extension of your pants), not necessarily your shoes.

I match my socks with to my shirt or tie.

Just spray a small amount into the air and walk through it. Less is more.

LMAO
 

appolyon

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Originally Posted by Alden Pyle
A businessman matches his socks to his pants. A gentleman matches his socks to his mood.

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Orsini

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Originally Posted by Siggy
How do guys get jobs writing stuff like this?? Tips: 1. Brush your teeth 2. Comb your hair 3. Wear clean clothes 4. Don't be a f'ing moron ....
Sad to say, some characters need this type of very basic advice. Actually, the article is not too bad.
 

Style Pontifex

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Since when did cargo shorts go out of style? What's the "in" style? Jorts? Har har.
 

djh

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I've seen good cargo shorts before, but nowadays it seems everyone is wearing those super-baggy and bulky abercrombie ones..
 

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