Who is the wittiest poster on SF

[haganah]

Originally Posted by iammatt

How could you not be in this pole. You are truly "the one."
Wit is the lowest form of humor. Let's not talk about "the one". Reminds me of that awful movie they filmed by your house, Big Trouble in Little China.

Originally Posted by rnoldh

Oil tycoons are no problem ( we've got a lot down here , and I can get one to NYC). A lap dance in NYC would be fine. I hear they have a lot of good clubs there and as my friend says "they got a lotta nice girls there, har, har,har". The LES is fine. It will be a nice return and I'll get them to re open Ratners for Dopey and I. And you be the Judge of " It's beginning to look a lot like Carter......" if you are old enough to remember and know the facts and context.
I love Carter. And nice girls from the LES that have Fuuma's hairstyle and addiction to cigarettes.

Originally Posted by iammatt

When haganah is going to give you a lap dance, the word is pole, not poll, as in the apparatus on which he will dance before your private show. It was wit, and perhaps such unsuccessful wit that it disqualified me.
I do like pierogies.

 

[West24]

you know its not easy to make good your mom jokes. it takes more wit to make a your mom joke then you guys would ever know!

 

[CDFS]

I heard your mom knows. She 'knows' all right!

 

[Dedalus]

A lot of the people listed are smart and insightful, and they make jokes or amusing posts, but they are not hilarious. The only posters that immediately come to mind whose jokes I enjoy regularly are DDML and LK. Fuuma gets an honorable mention, but I don't think he jokes to his full potential.

 

[rnoldh]

Wow, wow, wow!

37-35 Vox over RJman with the holidays soon upon us.

And 2 people were smart enough to vote for aportnoy.

Vote early and vote often!

I'm off to the hospital to see the newborn.

 

[superego]

I'm bad with names, but the dude/dudette that responded as Professor Fabulous within the thread bearing his name.

Ugh, so witty it hurt.

 

[rnoldh]

OMG, we are tied 37-37 with the holidays upon us!

I suggest we wait till Xmas and declare a winner.

I did contact the two aforementioned ( and omitted choices ) about a mano a mano wit-off.

Due to logistics and other factors like the holidays, sadly it doesn't seem it will happen.

I would have gladly paid for the octagon and suggested Houston as the location ( though I think that would have been a long shot ).

Perhaps next year in a neutral venue like Chicago. There's a chance the wit-off could take off and do as my friend's said!

 

[RSS]

RJman ... period! He got me way back when ... with a best dresser post.

I don't have the exact photo ... but it was akin to ...

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by RSS

RJman ... period! He got me way back when ... with a best dresser post.

I don't have the exact photo ... but it was akin to ...




Vote and be counted RSS

Strangely Vox has been silent in this thread

Perhaps that relates to wit?

I'm not witty enough to know!

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

Strangely Vox has been silent in this thread

Perhaps that relates to wit?

I'm not witty enough to know!

Grasshopper, the silence of silent wit screams louder than even the most obvious wit shouted in a room filled with silence, for silent witicisms tease the wits of others in their conspicuously silent absences.

 

[lawyerdad]

Originally Posted by Aries

Damn! I accidentally voted for Vox, that vote was meant for RJMan.

Damn butterfly ballot.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Teacher

Grasshopper, the silence of silent wit screams louder than even the most obvious wit shouted in a room filled with silence, for silent witicisms tease the wits of others in their conspicuously silent absences.

+..

 

[gdl203]

I thought the title said "Who is the whitest poster on SF" and was looking for the AF option...

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by rnoldh

Vote and be counted RSS
I have indeed ... and RJman is leading.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by RSS

I have indeed ... and RJman is leading.

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