Total Recall Remake (Aug 3, 2012)

[Anthony K]



Maxims interview of Kate Beckinsale for this movie.

Are you surprised how excited people are about the return of the three-breasted hooker?
KB: I have been quite surprised about that, especially in the age of people watching Appreciation on their cell phones. It seems like, if you wanted to, you could find a woman ********** with any kind of animal in about one second. At one point, when it looked like I wouldn’t be able to play Lori, I was going to do a cameo as the three-breasted woman!
Really?
KB: Yeah, and I started fretting about where they’d put the third one. Have I actually got room for a third one in the middle, or would it go to the side? Would it then be under an armpit and actually not sexy?
Kate, before we go, we have to ask: Is it true you hate wearing panties?
KB: Yeah, I don’t wear knickers. I mean, unless I’m wearing a very short skirt—or maybe if I’m going on a mountain expedition with extra layers. But no, I don’t like them.

 

[fir3fox]



ROCK ON. Sad that on this forum we're probably one of the few people old enough to remember when this was a new movie.

Only the king and the lord marshal have the keys to these shackles!

 

[RFX45]

3-boobed chick at Comic Con.

 

[Jr Mouse]

I would have loved to be the SFX guy who had to fix her up to look like that.

 

[gort]

Well reviews aren't looking so great for this on rotten tomatoes, but I'm curious to see regular joe thoughts on the movie. I'd like to catch it as I like Cranston quite a bit and Jessica Biel is

 

[Rambo]

Going to the early bird. will report back later.

 

[Jr Mouse]

Most reviews are saying the movie's a complete bore. Will probably pass till it hits DVD.

 

[Rambo]



Most reviews are saying the movie's a complete bore. Will probably pass till it hits DVD.

They are right. What a snooze fest. SPOILERS:

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

AGAIN, THESE ARE SPOILERS!

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Just a baseline of things as I don't want to ruin the movie for others. No Mars, No mutants, No aliens. This is basically I, Robot plus some memory issues and a couple of hot bitches.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Three titty alien?

 

[Rambo]

Yeah. She gets a good 5 seconds.

 

[habanos]

There is no way in hell this is even a shadow of the original "Total Recall". The generic white robots are enough to turn me away.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Does anyone even get remotely naked in this? Seems like it'd be its only redeeming factor at this point.

 

[fir3fox]



Does anyone even get remotely naked in this? Seems like it'd be its only redeeming factor at this point.

Negative.

(aside from the three-breasted hooker)

 

[89826]

Movie sucked.

 

[limping_decorum]



Does anyone even get remotely naked in this? Seems like it'd be its only redeeming factor at this point.

stay away.....far...far...far ******* away from this pile of ****.