Things you just don't get

[Gibonius]



Some do. But there's only so much of me to go around.

This is why we can't have polygamy. No females left over for the betas.

 

[HRoi]

but doesn't preventing the betas from reproducing strengthen the gene pool?

 

[Piobaire]



but doesn't preventing the betas from reproducing strengthen the gene pool?

You need worker drones, man.

 

[GreenFrog]

My ******* 50-year-old roommate prefers to set the thermostat in the summer such that the AC kicks in when it's above 80 degrees in the house.

WHAT IN THE ****?

I turned on the AC while he was out and the moment he got back, he turned it right off without even asking anyone about it. How do you even begin to compromise with someone who wants the house so ******* hot?

God I hate this ******.

 

[Piobaire]



My ******* 50-year-old roommate prefers to set the thermostat in the summer such that the AC kicks in when it's above 80 degrees in the house.

WHAT IN THE ****?

I turned on the AC while he was out and the moment he got back, he turned it right off without even asking anyone about it. How do you even begin to compromise with someone who wants the house so ******* hot?

God I hate this ******.

Ageist.

 

[otc]



I think that might be a part of it. They've probably seen a lot of BS and realize it's in their interest to marry into a little bit of gratefulness.
No. Not at all. I know you're kidding, but I want to be clear that this isn't what I'm saying.

Plus, all these guys are doing is stealing from my playbook. I was smart enough to out kick my coverage in my mid 20s.

Sooo...then do you have any hot friends looking at a younger alternative to settling for an ugly dude? I'll swing up to mid 30s

 

[indesertum]



My ******* 50-year-old roommate prefers to set the thermostat in the summer such that the AC kicks in when it's above 80 degrees in the house.

WHAT IN THE ****?

I turned on the AC while he was out and the moment he got back, he turned it right off without even asking anyone about it. How do you even begin to compromise with someone who wants the house so ******* hot?

God I hate this ******.

don't you guys split utilities?

 

[otc]

80 inside? I guess that's a little warm.

but with proper attire and appropriate use of curtains, windows, and fans, you shouldn't really need AC inside until it is continuously over 80 outside...just suck it up a little.

 

[why]

Oh no 80 degrees.

 

[L'Incandescent]

Once I had a roommate what insisted on maintaining an absurd temperature of dwell. One day I said "Okay here's the new arrangement fuckard, I am going to pay the utilities out my own funds of money to where you forfeit your right to speak out about the temperature you are my binty now."

 

[lasbar]



Once I had a roommate what insisted on maintaining an absurd temperature of dwell. One day I said "Okay here's the new arrangement fuckard, I am going to pay the utilities out my own funds of money to where you forfeit your right to speak out about the temperature you are my binty now."

I hate these F***ers..

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I have little tolerance for the heat. Cold you can always put more things on, heat there's no escape.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I fell asleep last night at like 9pm. I was so tired for some reason.

 

[ethanm]

I had a roommate once who literally had half of a brain (car accident) and he would turn the heat off in February in the middle of the night. I had to put a box over the thermostat.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I didn't turn on my heat once this winter. Maybe I have half a brain as well.