The Simpsons: Your Favorite Episode?

[997CTSurg]

Cape Feare and Mr. Plow

 

[CunningSmeagol]

The most recent seasons are the best.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Mr. Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen (*****) don't mix, Sir.
Mr. Burns: Yes, we know what you think.

Think it was one of the early Treehouse of Horrors.

 

[Gus]

These always crack me up:


7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)

Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Bart and Lisa laugh
7G01 (Some Enchanted Evening)

Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the extension and hears:
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
7G03 (Homer's Odyssey)

Bart with Lisa
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Bart and Lisa laugh
7G06 (Moaning Lisa)

Bart with Lisa
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart laughs
7F11 (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish)

Bart with Lisa
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
Bart and Lisa laugh
7F15 (Principal Charming)

Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do what, young man?"
7F22 (Blood Feud)

Bart
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Bart and Lisa laugh
8F02 (Treehouse of Horror II)


Bart
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call
8F09 (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk)

Bart
Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney says "You sure do!"
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Bart laughs
9F06 (New Kid on the Block)

Bart
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room
9F06 (New Kid on the Block)

Laura Powers with Bart
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Laura and Bart laugh

 

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[fwiffo]

Originally Posted by CunningSmeagol

The most recent seasons are the best.

I find that's true only because the satire is more relevant.

God only knows how this was marketed as a children's show when I was 9.

One of the ones I really liked was the boy band one with Bart being an Nsync or Backstreet Boys clone with Millhouse, etc. When it aired it was absolutely spot on about the zeitgeist of pop entertainment at the time.

 

[Dr Huh?]

Originally Posted by CunningSmeagol

The most recent seasons are the best.

Out of curiosity, how old are you? Because I find it hard to believe anyone who has seen classic Simpsons episodes, (from season 3 to about 7 or 8) would prefer the newer episodes. The Simpsons isn't funny anymore, and hasn't been for a very long time. The stories aren't as well told, the jokes aren't as funny, and the show seems more mean spirited now than it used to.

 

[Dr Huh?]

Favourite Simpsons quotes:

- I was saying Boo-urns!

- Done and done. And I mean done!

- Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

- They have chocolate milk now?

- Would you like to be called Homer Jr? The kids can call you "Ho-joo"

- The Statue of Liberty?! Where are we?!

- No Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists

- You know those guitars that are like...double guitars, you know?

- Stupid sexy Flanders

- But Aquaman, you can't marry a woman without gills, you're from different worlds!

I feel there are probably a hundred quotes funnier than that, but I can only remember quotes when I hang out with friends. Somehow, they just pop up.

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by Dr Huh?

Out of curiosity, how old are you? Because I find it hard to believe anyone who has seen classic Simpsons episodes, (from season 3 to about 7 or 8) would prefer the newer episodes. The Simpsons isn't funny anymore, and hasn't been for a very long time. The stories aren't as well told, the jokes aren't as funny, and the show seems more mean spirited now than it used to.

Originally Posted by Dr Huh?

Favourite Simpsons quotes:

- I was saying Boo-urns!

- Done and done. And I mean done!

- Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

- They have chocolate milk now?

- Would you like to be called Homer Jr? The kids can call you "Ho-joo"

- The Statue of Liberty?! Where are we?!

- No Homer, very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists

- You know those guitars that are like...double guitars, you know?

- Stupid sexy Flanders

- But Aquaman, you can't marry a woman without gills, you're from different worlds!

I feel there are probably a hundred quotes funnier than that, but I can only remember quotes when I hang out with friends. Somehow, they just pop up.

You just made a strong case there.

 

[airportlobby]

Clown College! One of the few more recent episodes I love (and that one's probably ten years old, at least). The show has been garbage for years.

 

[BC2012]

Originally Posted by CunningSmeagol

The most recent seasons are the best.

100% disagree. Too topical/political now, much like an animated Daily Show. And the reuse of old story lines borders on self-plagiarism. It's understandable that the show would grow stale, though. But I've watched new episodes and they were so similar to ones made 10-15 years ago that it was embarrassing. More than a few surrounded Lisa and some talent (dancing, American Idol) and they all blended together into this amorphous blob of unfunny.

 

[Dr Huh?]

Originally Posted by HORNS

You just made a strong case there.

Like I said, I'm sure there are funnier quotes out there, but these were ones that came to mind, and they are funny.

 

[Duff_Man]

Originally Posted by Dr Huh?

Like I said, I'm sure there are funnier quotes out there, but these were ones that came to mind, and they are funny.

"Stupid sexy Flanders" is one of my favourite lines ever. I use it often.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

"Feels like I'm wearing..nothing at all..nothing at all..nothing at all.."

 

[BC2012]