coldsalmon
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"I am a sick man ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I think my liver is diseased."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
What can a man do when his shoes - to whom he has given such love, such care - begin to torture him? He can do nothing but torture his shoes in return. Such is my sad condition.
As I have aged, my feet have gotten bigger, and most of my shoes are now too tight. I have also made the mistake of buying shoes that seem to fit perfectly, but only later reveal themselves to be a wee bit tight ... after I have worn them for a few days and can no longer return them. Because I try to be a frugal bastard, I have decided to try to stretch these shoes instead of just getting rid of them. I have thus purchased the medieval torture device known as the Houndsbay Bulldog shoe stretcher.
My right foot is significantly larger than my left, and it is only the right shoes that need stretching. In general, my right foot has two problem areas. First, my little toe, which can be addressed with the Houndsbay stretcher. Second, my fifth metatarsal tuberosity, aka the protrusion on the outside of the midfoot. The Houndsbay stretcher does not stretch this area of the shoe, so I have another small stretcher coming in the mail, which can be placed anywhere in the shoe.
The Condemned
My first victim is a pair of Allen Edmonds Park Avenue seconds, size 9.5EEE. I got these for about $160 several years ago, and I have always hated them. The 65 last has never fit me well, even in EEE width. They have gone from slightly too large to slightly too small. I will not mourn much if I ruin them.
The Punishment
I have decided to try the Houndsbay stretcher first without stretching liquid, just for the sake of science, so that I can compare it later to a stretch using stretching liquid.
My first step was to put on the shoe and mark the tight spots with chalk. I then put a plastic extender on the side of the stretcher in the region of the little toe. After inserting the stretcher and cranking it up to a snug fit, the extension was placed pretty accurately in the region of my little toe. Now I will wait a day or so and then test the shoe.
The midfoot stretch will have to wait until later, when the other stretcher arrives.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
What can a man do when his shoes - to whom he has given such love, such care - begin to torture him? He can do nothing but torture his shoes in return. Such is my sad condition.
As I have aged, my feet have gotten bigger, and most of my shoes are now too tight. I have also made the mistake of buying shoes that seem to fit perfectly, but only later reveal themselves to be a wee bit tight ... after I have worn them for a few days and can no longer return them. Because I try to be a frugal bastard, I have decided to try to stretch these shoes instead of just getting rid of them. I have thus purchased the medieval torture device known as the Houndsbay Bulldog shoe stretcher.
My right foot is significantly larger than my left, and it is only the right shoes that need stretching. In general, my right foot has two problem areas. First, my little toe, which can be addressed with the Houndsbay stretcher. Second, my fifth metatarsal tuberosity, aka the protrusion on the outside of the midfoot. The Houndsbay stretcher does not stretch this area of the shoe, so I have another small stretcher coming in the mail, which can be placed anywhere in the shoe.
The Condemned
My first victim is a pair of Allen Edmonds Park Avenue seconds, size 9.5EEE. I got these for about $160 several years ago, and I have always hated them. The 65 last has never fit me well, even in EEE width. They have gone from slightly too large to slightly too small. I will not mourn much if I ruin them.
The Punishment
I have decided to try the Houndsbay stretcher first without stretching liquid, just for the sake of science, so that I can compare it later to a stretch using stretching liquid.
My first step was to put on the shoe and mark the tight spots with chalk. I then put a plastic extender on the side of the stretcher in the region of the little toe. After inserting the stretcher and cranking it up to a snug fit, the extension was placed pretty accurately in the region of my little toe. Now I will wait a day or so and then test the shoe.
The midfoot stretch will have to wait until later, when the other stretcher arrives.
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