Passing a Drug Test

[Jay_1989]

^haha most ridiculous comment ever. safety? LMAO

 

[cocostella]

Lots of water + creatine and big vitamin for color a couple hours before. No problems. Guaranteed.

 

[Tardek]

Why on earth would you dabble in drugs shortly before you were due for a drug test?

 

[Jay_1989]

Originally Posted by Tardek

Why on earth would you dabble in drugs shortly before you were due for a drug test?
ate it during spring fling, had 2 go all out that weekend. a day or 2 later i thought to call a friend that worked at the place i want to intern at and ask him if they drug tested. didn't think of asking him of that until then.

 

[HomerJ]

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[wahwho11]

i believe if you are able to, go to a sauna and sweat, or just hard workout.

 

[Cavalier]

Originally Posted by wahwho11

i believe if you are able to, go to a sauna and sweat, or just hard workout.

Not if you're within a few days of your test as it will cause your body to release toxins into your urine

 

[Big A]

Go to a headshop. Buy some anti-drug test stuff. Follow the directions. It's that easy. P.S - If you want to know the real history of marijuana prohibition, read this speech by Professor Charles Whitbread of USC. It is fascinating. Among the high points: 1. Marijuana prohibition started on the state level to control mexicans, black jazz musicians, and wayward Mormons 2. The AMA was NOT for the prohibition of marijuana, but politics kept them from being heard. 3. The medical evidence against marijuana was a complete sham fabricated by one guy who made a lot of money as an expert witness on marijuana psychosis. 4. The head of the federal drug control agency, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics (later merged with the FBI) made up the "gateway drug" argument out of whole cloth. http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/History/whiteb1.htm

 

[Mauby]

Of course, if they do a hair test, all the above advice won't help.

 

[dropbeats]

do htey actually watch you piss in the cup? before i just pour in some clean borrowed piss. keep it as fresh and warm as possible.

 

[Bradford]

Originally Posted by dropbeats

do htey actually watch you piss in the cup? before i just pour in some clean borrowed piss. keep it as fresh and warm as possible.

Yeah, but if you get caught doing that, wouldn't that make it even worse?

I think we've had this discussion before and it's been suggested that GNC sells stuff behind the counter that will clean your system and mask any remnants.

I think there was a pretty long thread on this a few years back. You may want to do a search.

 

[dropbeats]

Originally Posted by Bradford

Yeah, but if you get caught doing that, wouldn't that make it even worse?

I think we've had this discussion before and it's been suggested that GNC sells stuff behind the counter that will clean your system and mask any remnants.

I think there was a pretty long thread on this a few years back. You may want to do a search.

worse than failing the test? i dont see how. that reminds me one of my old roomates had a friend piss in a ziploc in the parking lot and he used that piss. turns out friend had been doing speed to study for a test

 

[Bradford]

I don't know, shouldn't there be some sort of appeals process. Claim a false positive or something?

 

[Cavalier]

They won't watch you pee unless you're taking a test for a parole officer...

Using clean pee is a problem because it won't be the right temperature and there might be other issues as well. Never looked in to this because there's no point. You could buy synthetic urine, and use a wizzinator if you really must, but what's the point of going through all the trouble and wasting so much money?

Like I said, drink water, eat a good diet for two weeks use a masking agent and you'll be fine...

 

[Macallan9]

Originally Posted by Cavalier

If you're thin: I've always passed my tests two weeks after smoking. I drank a lot of water and used a detox masking drink. These were lab pee tests for employment. I was a daily smoker (half 8th/day) of high quality herbs.

If you're fat, it could be 3-4 weeks.

There isn't much you can do beside eat healthy and drink water. Use sure-gel a day or two before your test as it will help empty you out of pee, some of which may contain the toxins you fear.

1/2 8th a day? Goddamn man, that's a shitload.