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Paris Hilton: A Quote that is actually ...

justsayno

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not dumb and surprisingly funny.

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "
 

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Originally Posted by justsayno
not dumb and surprisingly funny.

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "

I'm only willing to play the third, but someone else has to be the fourth. Who's that going to be?
 

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I think I've heard that before, and not from Ms. Hilton.
 

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Yeah, I've heard it before. It's far too intelligent to have come from Paris' mouth.
 

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Originally Posted by LabelKing
It's too pithy for her.
True. It's an old, old quote. Paris, with a Jaguar? Uh, no. Besides, whatabout Tinkerbell or whatever she calls her Chihuahua? ~ H
 

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Originally Posted by choowy
Yeah, I've heard it before. It's far too intelligent to have come from Paris' mouth.

If she said it, it's very unkind to her father, but I agree that it shows far too much intellence for Paris Hilton.
 

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Originally Posted by thinman
If she said it, it's very unkind to her father
That's the least of his embarrassment caused by her. How could you run a chain of hotels knowing pretty much every bell-hop, waiter, and janitor who works for you has seen videos of your youngest daughter getting banged? I'm not sure I could show my face anywhere if I were him.
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Originally Posted by FidelCashflow
That's the least of his embarrassment caused by her. How could you run a chain of hotels knowing pretty much every bell-hop, waiter, and janitor who works for you has seen videos of your youngest daughter getting banged?

I'm not sure I could show my face anywhere if I were him.
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Yeah, she's obviously not concerned about such things as the family name.
 

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Originally Posted by TyCooN
I'm only willing to play the third, but someone else has to be the fourth. Who's that going to be?

Grandpa?
 

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That was originally said by Mae West.

Hilton has never said, done, or thought of anything remotely interesting.
 

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The smartest thing to come out of Paris Hilton's mouth was someone's cock.
 

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I have never been able to comprehend men who do not find Paris physically beautiful.

I can understand a man's not caring for her otherwise: vain, shallow, ignorant and ill-informed, superficial, greedy, an "attention whore," etc., etc. However, I would state that most of her shortcomings seem common to almost the entire female sex, at least in my experience.

As for her being "brainless," I have pointed out before that she has been able to parlay her physical beauty and famous name, without any other notable accomplishments or talents, into a very substantial (seven-figure, I think) annual income. That's a helluva lot more money than I am ever going to see, yet by any objective standards of educational and intellectual achievement I surely surpass her by a considerable margin. So, is she really any "dumber" than I am? Seems pretty shrewd of her...at least to me.
 

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According to Forbes Magazine, she earned approximately $2 million in 2003-2004,[9] $6.5 million in 2004-2005,[10] and $7 million in 2005-2006.[11]

Quote from wikipedia.

I really doubt the above quote is from Paris, it just doesnt seem her style, IMO

Not long ago i remeber all those emails floating around with supposed quotes from george carlin, which on his website he mentioned that it wasnt him.
 

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