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Paris goes to jail!

Man In Space

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Paris Hilton is literally the exact opposite of everything that I like in a woman.

Sarah Silverman, on the other hand...

 

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Originally Posted by JLibourel
I heard on the radio today that the lovely Ms. Hilton has commenced serving her jail time.

It saddens my old heart to think of the exquisite creature languishing in durance vile.

However, I am hopeful that in a bit over three weeks she will make her triumphant exit from harsh captivity before throngs of adoring fans and clamoring papparazzi.


Don't worry, Jan. She'll probably get a lucrative book deal out of her moments in jail, and your qualifications make you an eminently worthy candidate for ghost writer.
 

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Originally Posted by Man In Space
Paris Hilton is literally the exact opposite of everything that I like in a woman.

Sarah Silverman, on the other hand...



I like her potty mouth. I don't like the thought of her being Jimmy Kimmel's leftovers though. That dude is distinctly un-funny.
 

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Paris "reassigned" to home detention

I'm sure she's learned her lesson and won't drive drunk again.
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They let her out for refusing food... they must be confused. Maybe they offered her more than a lettuce leaf.

Nah, she's not spoiled. I'm glad we could prove the law applies to everyone equally.
 

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Paris discovered a loophole in the criminal justice system: Apparently all you have to do to serve a jail "sentence" from the comfort of home is throw a fit behind bars.
 

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What a ******* sham!
 

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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser
Paris discovered a loophole in the criminal justice system: Apparently all you have to do to serve a jail "sentence" from the comfort of home is throw a fit behind bars.

So the decision to let her go was made based on the examination of her own shrink? sounds fair...
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Originally Posted by whodini
On behalf of all Angelenos, please people, riot at will.
Almost EXACTLY what I was going to post. Only this time, please spare Watts and go straight for the Hills.
 

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Mental condition? Bullshit.

I may have to bribe a few airlines to get airplanes off the system so we can all fly to LA and pillage and plunder the Hills.

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