Ralph Lauren Presales Code Contest

Today is the last day for RL presales.

I have one online presales code that I am not going to use. I'm thought there was a bit of a demand for codes around here but this time I'm not going to give the code to the first guy who pms.

I would like anyone interested in a code to post in this thread a funny/witty anecdote. It can be about anything or nothing at all.

I'll choose a winner before the end of the work day, 6 PST.

have fun!

"Fight Them Until Hell Freezes Over Then Fight Them On The Ice" -- Dutch Meyer

Why do you want us to post an antidote? Do you have a snakebite or something?

Never mind bought the Alden Whiskey Shell's over the Polo C&J's....

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...9&postcount=49

Here is an anecdote, it seems pretty unlikely that is true, if you read it with that in mind it might be construed as funny.

Originally Posted by justsayno

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Today is the last day for RL presales.

I have one online presales code that I am not going to use. I'm thought there was a bit of a demand for codes around here but this time I'm not going to give the code to the first guy who pms.

I would like anyone interested in a code to post in this thread a funny/witty anecdote. It can be about anything or nothing at all.

I'll choose a winner before the end of the work day, 7 PST.

have fun!

Does it come with the box?

Nothing

I need the coupon so I can dress myself like Ralph Lauren at an affordable price instead of being forced to shop at Urban Outfitters....

Originally Posted by youngscientist

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Here is an anecdote, it seems pretty unlikely that is true, if you read it with that in mind it might be construed as funny.

Probably because it is 5 am here, I actually snorted as I was laughing when I got to the last couple of lines.

Which presale code everyone is talking about?

You don't need any codes. Just call the store and order your stuff with automatic 40%+15% off.

Several months ago, I decided to take up smoking in an effort to make friends/have some human interaction while at school. I had never smoked before, so I was rather impressed with the fact that I seemingly picked up and mastered the practice, self-taught, in an instantaneous fashion. I would go smoke several times a day, happy to speak with whomever was also outside lighting up a cigarette. One morning after my breakfast of two chocolate milks and a muffin, I was speaking with the most gorgeous Tennessee blonde imaginable. Unfortunately, this girl made an observation which will scar me forever.

"Hey, you're doing it wrong."

"What?"

"You're not smoking right; you're just putting the smoke in y'alls mouth, but you're supposed to inhale it like this!"

Embarrassed, I tried to cooly play it off. Heeding her instruction, I proceeded to take a drag of the cigarette, then inhaled the smoke into my lungs.

Not only did I cough, but I "threw up" a little bit of the chocolate milk I had just imbibed right in front of her. This girl laughed incessantly to the point that she was nearly turning red. Mortified, I walked inside, never to see the blondie again.

If only I had the badass pieces of clothing I intend to purchase with your Ralph Lauren Presale Code, I would never have subjected myself to such an embarrassing incident.

^ This thread could easily become a 'saddest story' competition along the lines of George Constanza v. Andrea Doria survivor. George Costanza: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria. Clarence: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal. George Costanza: I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. George Costanza: The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence? Clarence: We had to abandon ship. George Costanza: Well, all vacations have to end eventually. Clarence: The boat sank! George Costanza: [Holding up Kramer's book] According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence.

Why doesn't everyone just wait till tonight when they could use the code MAY1418?

My wife got into a bad car accident, and was left in a coma for weeks. She was unresponsive and showed no brain activity. I dutifully visited her daily in the hospital, but after a couple months began to lose hope. Then one day I received a frantic call from a nurse asking me to hightail it back to the hospital. Apparently, during their weekly session of sponge-bathing my wife to prevent bed sores, the brain activity monitor had spiked. They called me with the good news, and I was ecstatic.

When I arrived, the nurse pulled me aside to talk privately. She eventually described, somewhat sheepishly, how the monitor spiked while she was spongeing my wife's "area" (her words, not mine). The nurse suggested that in the absence of other options or signs of life, stimulating my wife sensually might be the only way to help coax her back to life. To my astonishment, she went on to recommend that I perform oral sex on my coma-bound wife! After my initial shock and awe, and some serious thought, I agreed.

After the nurse left the room, promising to be right next door monitoring my wife's condition, I got right to it. Not two minutes later, my wife flatlines and lights start flashing everywhere. The nurse rushes in, yanks back the curtain, and screams "What happened!?!" I straighten up and reply quickly, "I don't know, I think she choked or something."

by the time tomorrow winds around, everyone else might have already picked out things in your size

Originally Posted by dragonz

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Why doesn't everyone just wait till tonight when they could use the code MAY1418?