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post #76 of 193
This thread turned out less creepy than I had hoped.
post #77 of 193
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Originally Posted by dopey View Post
This thread turned out less creepy than I had hoped.
Give it time.
post #78 of 193
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
Give it time.

It takes a certain amount of time to collect enough pubic hair for alternative application, so I agree with you.


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post #79 of 193
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by voxsartoria View Post
It takes a certain amount of time to collect enough pubic hair for alternative application, so I agree with you.


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Real pros harvest.

Also, haven't seen any sperm ties yet...I'm disappointed.
post #80 of 193
Edit: Testing something. Please ignore
post #81 of 193
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Originally Posted by polar-lemon View Post
Real pros harvest.

Also, haven't seen any sperm ties yet...I'm disappointed.

I'm wearing a sperm tie today:



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post #82 of 193
^^^ So not Matt. Seriously.
post #83 of 193
He doesn't own black shoes and his khakis are at least 5 inches wider on the bottom. Pfft.
post #84 of 193
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Originally Posted by Baron View Post
^^^
So not Matt. Seriously.

Obviously.


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post #85 of 193
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
This is the creepiest thing on the Internet.

Pot-emara, don't call the kettle creepy.

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Originally Posted by Holdfast View Post
Things I learnt about iammatt
- his wardrobe is very, very different from mine - it was a major stretch to even come up with this very vague approximation.

Isn't that sort of part of the point? It forces you to think about and combine your clothes in a different way and requires you to understand how someone else thinks (or doesn't, as the point was made) about dressing. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery...
I think it's a really strong effort H.F.


PS - I plan on delivering a sperm tie later this week...
post #86 of 193
matt's khaki would have been shorter and wrinkled! That's one of his trademarks, no?
post #87 of 193
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Originally Posted by Maharlika View Post
matt's khaki would have been shorter and wrinkled! That's one of his trademarks, no?

Just to be absolutely clear: the sperm tie photograph above is NOT a contest entry. It is simply a photograph with a sperm tie in it.

I already threw down my contest photo: the patch pocket solid suit and striped blazer.

Top that, dorkwads.

Consciously putting together an iammatt "look," while a premise of this contest, is simply breathing my fumes. I deliver without even trying.


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post #88 of 193
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Originally Posted by voxsartoria View Post
Top that, dorkwads.

You must have missed my green Muppet coat ...
post #89 of 193
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Originally Posted by DocHolliday View Post
You must have missed my green Muppet coat ...

Aren't you just passing off an iammatt photo as yourself?


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post #90 of 193
We're all missing the requisite Iammatt components to pull this off. Iammatt and every other forum member wears patch pocket tweed jackets and two-inch cuffs.

No blue chambray shirts and no patterned linen squares = auto-fail.
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