Defecating in public restrooms: UNACCEPTABLE

Svenn · Dec 9, 2009

Originally Posted by Listi

Why is it easier to get the cold from sitting on a seat than from walking past a person who just coughed? It isn't, you're just being an idiot.
Did I say it was easier? Of course you can get a cold from contact with coughing people, very easily in fact, but you can also get it if you pick up fecal matter and dried urine on your thighs after sitting on a public toilet. There's a thing modern scientists call "bacteria"

BDC2823 · Dec 9, 2009

Originally Posted by Svenn

Did I say it was easier? Of course you can get a cold from contact with coughing people, very easily in fact, but you can also get it if you pick up fecal matter and dried urine on your thighs after sitting on a public toilet. There's a thing modern scientists call "bacteria"

Wait. So you've never experienced the joy that are *************s and dirty sanchez's? Oh you clean freak.

voxsartoria · Dec 9, 2009

Well, how do you view and post on StyleForvm without being on a *******?

I mean, that is the generally accepted venue to do that, except in instances when you are photographing yourself in other parts of the lavatory.

- B

MCsommerreid · Dec 9, 2009

I too would be leery about using a bathroom rubbed in fowl. Good way to get bird flu.

ConcernedParent · Dec 9, 2009

I try to avoid ******** in public restrooms as well- you seriously don't know wtf been on that seat, I mean people attempt pissing and subsequently missing with the seat down all the time. With that said, if I have to ****, I will ****.

thats.mana · Dec 9, 2009

Originally Posted by Svenn

this is effectively the equivalent of multiple grown men, standing in a circle, rubbing their ass cheeks together with the lubricant of feces and urine.

The last time I had feces running down my leg I found the itch unbearable, your scenario makes me cringe. Just picture all the feces getting under fingernails.

foodguy · Dec 9, 2009

ok, i haven't been here that long. but this is seriously the wierdest thread i have ever seen on any forum anywhere. and i edited prodigy back in dial-up days. congratulations!

hossoso · Dec 9, 2009

Originally Posted by Svenn

you can also get it if you pick up fecal matter and dried urine on your thighs after sitting on a public toilet.
If that's your thing I suggest you be honest with yourself and where your life is going and just use your hands. Doing it with your thighs seems like some sort of Japanese game show challenge you would see on NHK in the middle of the night.

rcd213 · Dec 9, 2009

TO THE OP: Since you seem to dislike all the germs present in a bathroom, you better NEVER touch any desktop, landline public phone, or anything on the subway. There are far more germs on these surfaces than on the toilet seat (on average of course). However if you feel the need to lick the floor after dropping a deuce, than there might be some validity to your claim (Or the toilet seats you use tend to have brown streaks, which is never a good sign).

Stazy · Dec 9, 2009

2 layers of TP on the seat puts my mind at ease.

KitAkira · Dec 9, 2009

Originally Posted by Svenn

What the h-ll is wrong with people? Have they seriously such a limited sense of hygiene that they're willing to rub their bodies all over seats that have had all sorts of fowl upon them? It's inconceivable to me- I will only defecate in a public restroom if there is an emergency, and so far in my life that has never happened. But most guys, even if they're wearing nice suits, seem to nonchalantly do it all the time! This isn't a petty germ-phobia situation that can be laughed off, like touching subway handles or something, this is effectively the equivalent of multiple grown men, standing in a circle, rubbing their ass cheeks together with the lubricant of feces and urine. Don't even get me started on how selfish the effect on other users of the facilities it is.... -rant over-
lolwut? Fess up, who's bringing chicken into the bathroom

Originally Posted by Svenn

I envy your ability to trace the origin of every cold you had to a specific source... my guess is at least 10% of them came from bathroom stalls. Absolutely, unless it gets painful or something. Defecating is psychosomatic physiologic process, meaning whether you have to go a lot or not depends on how much you think about it. Hence I'll leave it up to you to imagine all the Freudian explanations for the pro-public-defecating responses on this thread...

Do you wipe your hands on your ass before eating or something?

unjung · Dec 9, 2009

Isn't it common knowledge by now that toilet seats are among the cleanest objects in our everyday lives? What I hate touching is money and doorknobs.

acidboy · Dec 9, 2009

when one has to take a dump in public, nothing is better than going to a reputable hotel, and use the rarely occupied toilet in the mezzanine where you could **** in peace.

Red Fish Blue · Dec 9, 2009

Originally Posted by Mr. Moo

******** on company time =

This.

I always use several layers of toilet paper though. I prefer not to **** in public restrooms, but I'm not gonna hold it all day when I'm at work.

adamha21 · Dec 9, 2009

How many guys posted in this thread while taking a ****?

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