Defecating in public restrooms: UNACCEPTABLE

[Svenn]

What the h-ll is wrong with people? Have they seriously such a limited sense of hygiene that they're willing to rub their bodies all over seats that have had all sorts of fowl upon them? It's inconceivable to me- I will only defecate in a public restroom if there is an emergency, and so far in my life that has never happened. But most guys, even if they're wearing nice suits, seem to nonchalantly do it all the time!

This isn't a petty germ-phobia situation that can be laughed off, like touching subway handles or something, this is effectively the equivalent of multiple grown men, standing in a circle, rubbing their ass cheeks together with the lubricant of feces and urine.

Don't even get me started on how selfish the effect on other users of the facilities it is....

-rant over-

 

[Mr. Moo]

******** on company time =

 

[gomestar]

and which third world country do you live in?

 

[gdl203]

You have issues. Serious ones.

 

[Piobaire]

In before DT!

 

[HomerJ]

Great thread.

Originally Posted by Svenn

multiple grown men, standing in a circle, rubbing their ass cheeks together with the lubricant of feces and urine.
I hear that's the next level after shoe circle.

 

[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by Svenn

This isn't a petty germ-phobia situation that can be laughed off, like touching subway handles or something, this is effectively the equivalent of multiple grown men, standing in a circle, rubbing their ass cheeks together with the lubricant of feces and urine.

Is this some kind of new hobby you've found for yourself there bubba?

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by gomestar

and which third world country do you live in?
San Francisco. Oops. Thought this was about defecating in public.

 

[holymadness]

I do it constantly; I work and party too hard to **** on my own time. Thankfully I work in an office full of chicks so I could imagine their butts rubbing against mine if ever I were to morbidly fantasize about it.

 

[hossoso]

Too quick on the trigger, I accidentally voted no. Rest assured gentlemen, I am an adventurous defecator.

 

[Svenn]

I see the unwashed masses have turned against me on this thread.

Originally Posted by gomestar

and which third world country do you live in?

I would much rather do it on an Asian squat toilet where I don't have to touch anything. I am not alone in this regard, exhibit: the Japanese.

 

[LawrenceMD]

****** wiping skills have improved with age...

 

[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

In before pinned for sheer awesomeness!

FTFY

This thread has real potential.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by Mark from Plano

FTFY

This thread has real potential.

Public defecator!

 

[stant62]

I think it's hilarious when people are on the john making phone calls.