Your Douchebag Meter

[TyCooN]

How much of douchebags can you take? Douchebag activities include talking about MMA, football, how much game they have, making gay jokes, making penis size jokes, trying to show that they're THE alpha male, etc. I had around 4 hours of this yesterday. I think I'm done with people for another good 48 hours.

 

[HomerJ]

Talking about football isn't douchebag you small penised ****.

 

[kronik]

Nor is talking about MMA. Unfortunately, after UFC went Spike, way more people started getting into it which you can actually notice in the crowd responses; there are definitely more Jaegerbomb drinking douchebags into it now but it's still not "douchebaggy" to talk about it.

Queer.

 

[Brian278]

Originally Posted by HomerJ

Talking about football isn't douchebag you small penised ****.

+1. Neither is MMA really, though I don't care for it myself. Douchebaggery is a state of mind. The term is enjoying far too loose a definition around here.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by Brian278

+1. Neither is MMA really, though I don't care for it myself. Douchebaggery is a state of mind. The term is enjoying far too loose a definition around here.

Agreed. When I think douche, I think someone that gives me this type of feeling:

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by TyCooN

How much of douchebags can you take? Douchebag activities include talking about MMA, football, how much game they have, making gay jokes, making penis size jokes, trying to show that they're THE alpha male, etc. I had around 4 hours of this yesterday. I think I'm done with people for another good 48 hours.
Funny, I read that as "talking about MDMA, football" and thought "since when are ravers sports fanatics?"

 

[landho]

Originally Posted by HomerJ

Talking about football isn't douchebag you small penised ****.

Originally Posted by kronik

Nor is talking about MMA.

+1, especially in the context of how MMA has influenced contemporary Hong Kong action movies.

 

[Nantucket Red]

MMA? Methyl methacrylate? You mean people sit around talking about plastics?

 

[thinman]

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

MMA? Methyl methacrylate? You mean people sit around talking about plastics?

Geek. Douchey geek.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Agreed. When I think douche, I think someone that gives me this type of feeling:

Mmmmmmmmm, yeah.

 

[contactme_11]

Originally Posted by Brian278

Douchebaggery is a state of mind...

I may have a new favorite phrase.

 

[dsholmes1]

I could not disagree with the OP (original poster) more. I do discuss football and MMA on occasion. And I do not fancy myself a douchebag.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by dsholmes1

I could not disagree with the OP (original poster) more. I do discuss football and MMA on occasion. And I do not fancy myself a douchebag.

Most douchebags don't.

 

[ChicagoRon]

The average football fan may find a small degree of doucheyness in a discussion of the value of Kiton Shoes versus John Lobb RTW.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by ChicagoRon

The average football fan may find a small degree of doucheyness in a discussion of the value of Kiton Shoes versus John Lobb RTW.

That's because they are inbred hillbillies, obviously.