Twinkie Deconstructed

[mensimageconsultant]

If you want to learn more about the man-made ingredients in items such as Twinkies, visit this website.

 

[edmorel]

I thought this thread was going to be about twinkies in the homosexual sense. What a relief.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i thought this was going to be about azns with white souls
i'm relieved, actually, that it is not.

 

[Brian SD]

Interesting that the ingredients in the cream are more akin to rocks than they are to food.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by edmorel

I thought this thread was going to be about twinkies in the homosexual sense. What a relief.

First bears, now this?

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

First bears, now this?


I just report the news, I don't make it.

 

[CTGuy]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

i thought this was going to be about azns with white souls
i'm relieved, actually, that it is not.

 

[mack11211]

Originally Posted by edmorel

I thought this thread was going to be about twinkies in the homosexual sense. What a relief.

What a disappointment.

I was really hoping that someone could tell me, as I don't care to closely examine them myself.

 

[Thomas]

I see a poll coming on: Do you prefer Ding-Dongs or Ho-Hos?

 

[Toiletduck]

I thought this thread was going to be about bondage, leather chaps and whips. What a relief.

 

[j]

I saw who the thread starter was and I knew exactly what it would be about.

I took the Motorcycle Safety Foundation class out on the Olympic Peninsula which is a little more rural than Seattle. While there we visited Wal Mart to pick up some stuff for the class, and I got a box of Twinkies because it was $3 for 10 or 12 of them. I pulled them out on the break and offered them around, and one guy declined and told us he used to work in the Twinkie factory and that the filling was mostly made of wood pulp.

Mmmm, wood pulp.

 

[ratboycom]

kind of like McDonalds "shakes" again with the wood pulp

 

[Dakota rube]

One has truly not lived without experiencing a deep-fried Twinkie on a stick. Sprinkled liberally with powdered sugar.

With Globetrotter. And the rube.

 

[mensimageconsultant]

Twinkie can refer to homosexuals?

No, the reference here was to food, to promote healthy habits.

 

[mensimageconsultant]

It's worth noting that rock is a source of various essential nutrients. The author makes it sound like phosphorous is a bad thing, when one needs some of it in the diet.