Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Numbernine]

It ain’t called Peruvian Poo Poo Powder for nothing.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

My ploy to discover the druggies worked perfectly ...

 

[mhip]

My ploy to discover the druggies worked perfectly ...

I miss those old days...
Now I've graduated to artisanal psilocybin tincture at $200 a bottle.
It just doesn't seem as naughty as doing lines off of the hood of a girl's car........a girl that isn't my cousin*.

*

 

[PhilKenSebben]

as doing lines off of the hood of a girl's car.......

Is this code for titti.es? I feel like it should be

 

[mhip]

Is this code for titti.es? I feel like it should be

That sounds awesome too, but no. I was thinking of a true story.
Late teens I worked at a dinner theatre. I was working the New Year's Eve show and a really cute server who was 3 or 4 years older than me ( at that age it seemed like an exotic older woman ) said "I have a surprise for you" and took me out to her car. She laid some lines down on her car hood and then we made out.
It was fantastic.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

That sounds awesome too, but no. I was thinking of a true story.
Late teens I worked at a dinner theatre. I was working the New Year's Eve show and a really cute server who was 3 or 4 years older than me ( at that age it seemed like an exotic older woman ) said "I have a surprise for you" and took me out to her car. She laid some lines down on her car hood and then we made out.
It was fantastic.

I have a similar story" only it wasnt late teens, she was 15 years older than me, there was no car hood( there were some fantastic headlights though), and she did most of the.....kissing as it were.


Also fantastic

 

[Texasmade]

That sounds awesome too, but no. I was thinking of a true story.
Late teens I worked at a dinner theatre. I was working the New Year's Eve show and a really cute server who was 3 or 4 years older than me ( at that age it seemed like an exotic older woman ) said "I have a surprise for you" and took me out to her car. She laid some lines down on her car hood and then we made out.
It was fantastic.

So did you?

 

[jcman311]

So did you?

Of course he did. And later found out it was a different cousin.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Of course he did. And later found out it was a different cousin.

"Found out"

 

[venividivicibj]

"Found out"

He really misunderstood "don't ask, don't tell", huh

 

[edinatlanta]

Bit my cheek during dinner last night. ANd now of course it is slightly swollen so I can't avoid biting it now. I wanna kms

 

[beargonefishing]

I wanna kms

 

[Omega Male]

I wanna kms

I too wish we would just adopt the metric system already. SMH.

 

[Michigan Planner]

I too wish we would just adopt the metric system already. SMH.

That would just result in mass confusion.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

That would just result in mass confusion.

Get out